Funny Oblivion Incidents

[Madgod Fanboi]

Yeah, it was really hard seeing Burd go. That guy's a REAL Nord. So many of those jerks in Bruma treat the Nords with such sickeningly little respect. It was nice to see such a high-up Nord in the local military ranks.

And that's funny, how?

 

 

It wasn't. People were just talking about that battle and I was giving my in-put. = /

[Sojiro]

Today I was playing again (hadn't picked up the game for a long time). I got into Kvatch and had Martin follow me all through 'Breaking the Siege'.

 

Apparently, during that time, Martin whacked a guard/soldier hard, and I accidentally cut down another man (he ran in front of me while I was taking a Scamp) so I got a bounty on my head.

 

Anyway, after all that, Martin and I were both heading to Weynon Priory. We reached and fell into fighting with the Mythic Dawn agents there. In the process a Legion guard also appeared and cut through them, only to stop me and tell me that I've violated the law and all that.

 

He drags me off to jail.

 

I spend my time and get out. As soon as I do, I see Martin waiting for me. At the same time two Chorrol guards jump on him and start hacking him down. Poor Martin just stands there and takes the beating.

 

After a tiny little while, Martin's lying face-down in a pool of his own blood and the two guards strike up a conversation:

 

"I'm here to relieve you."

 

"Another day, another Septim."

[key001]

The funniest thing ever was a sheep chasing a bandit west of Skingrad. I don't know how they met, but the bandit camp is close to the vineyard with the sheep. The bandit must've been low on hp and the "battlesheep" must've been very angry lol. 1st time it happened with MMM, 2nd one with OOO.

 

Another one was when my char fell on her knees and stayed like that(low fatigue after combat - realistic fatigue mod) instead of lying on the ground. Got some naughty screenshots from that. :whistling:

[Lainge]

The funniest thing ever was a sheep chasing a bandit west of Skingrad. I don't know how they met, but the bandit camp is close to the vineyard with the sheep. The bandit must've been low on hp and the "battlesheep" must've been very angry lol. 1st time it happened with MMM, 2nd one with OOO.

:wink:

[IndorilTheGreat]

I made an overnight stopover in Chorral on the way to the Imperial City. In the morning I was doing some trading when two dogs ran past me, looking like they were up to typical doggy mischief.

 

I later overheard a woman complaining to a guard about them. He did not seem too concerned though and said they did not bother him.

 

Even if it was scripted, it's little details like that which make this game great.

 

THREE of the weirdest things I've seen in Oblivion:

 

 

1. I learned that they serve "Rat Ragu with Powdered Deer Penis" in Leyawiin (through coversation only) :blink:

 

 

2. In Chorrol, there is a dog-loving husband and wife. So, I break into their house. When I get in, the husband comes running down the stairs, fists raised. Logically, I think he's attacking me. Nope. He starts beating HIS pet dogs! One escapes out the door, but the other wasn't so lucky :( . When he tries to go outside, he attempts to open his door, but all I hear is the "Locked Door" sound, over and over, like a machine gun. It was quite funny, actually. Locked INSIDE of his own house! ;D

 

(This was probably the same dogs. lol.) :D

 

3. (WARNING! CONTAINS SPOILERS!) After The battle between Martin and Mehrunes Dagon, Chancellor Ocato, Jauffre and Baurus are all duking it out. Baurus was on Jauffre's side, but since Ocato was a quest character, he coulden't die. So, both Baurus and Jauffre died. Then, after I got the "Dragon Armor," Ocato is no longer a quest character, and he decides to go on a killing spree. ;D Because of the Radiant AI, this started many fights ALL OVER the Imperial City...

 

So, now you see what happens when there is no Rule... :rolleyes:

[Mythic_One28]

More of an oh *#%$ moment, but a dremora mage was somehow able to summon a daedroth on me. Problem was that I was level 6 at the time, and, of course, I proceeded to run away. Not sure how it happened, especially since I was playing a vanilla game.

[IndorilTheGreat]

I am sure several of you have gotten bored one day, and had fun with "The Fingers of the Mountain" spell. It sends people flying! ;D

 

Anyways, I was in Bruma, going on a killing-spree, and I was in the Chapel. I had killed everyone in there except ONE Imperial. As he runs away, he yells, "Assault! Assault! Assault in the Chapel! Asa-arghhhh!" (This all happened in one word, which was what made it so funny.)

 

He he... It's funnier if you can see it. ;)

[Zachypoo]

Alright. So, one night, me an my lady friend decide to play some oblivion on the 360. We got fairly far into the main quest. Well, to cut the story down (we were both incredibly new to this game) She managed to get the difficulty all the way up. and saved. Now, this may not seem like a problem. It didn't to us, but what happened seconds later was. A few very, angry trolls, come running at her. To put it nicely, she never saw it coming. Now, she reloads it. what Happens? Curb stomp. This proceed for another 10 mints. I come into the room, see the situation. Point out that it she simply ran away, she would live. I tried this tactic. Curb stomped. Regardless. We continued to get slaughtered for another 10 mints, before we gave up. In fact, by the end of this. incredible pounding, She was so frustrated, that she broke up with me. For the record, I kept the save.

[IndorilTheGreat]

Alright. So, one night, me an my lady friend decide to play some oblivion on the 360. We got fairly far into the main quest. Well, to cut the story down (we were both incredibly new to this game) She managed to get the difficulty all the way up. and saved. Now, this may not seem like a problem. It didn't to us, but what happened seconds later was. A few very, angry trolls, come running at her. To put it nicely, she never saw it coming. Now, she reloads it. what Happens? Curb stomp. This proceed for another 10 mints. I come into the room, see the situation. Point out that it she simply ran away, she would live. I tried this tactic. Curb stomped. Regardless. We continued to get slaughtered for another 10 mints, before we gave up. In fact, by the end of this. incredible pounding, She was so frustrated, that she broke up with me. For the record, I kept the save.

 

Somehow, I doubt that a couple would break-up over a video game... :whistling:

 

 

I have another funny story, but I will not post now, as it would take too long b/c I'm using my iTouch... :P

[IndorilTheGreat]

Okay. Here is ANOTHER story (I know, you're getting sick of me... :rolleyes: ). I was playing with Deadly Reflex installed, and this is rather disgusting and somewhat sad, but interesting and very funny as well.

 

When I play a game, I usually like to Role-Play. In-Game, whenever I sleep, I put all my items in a chest or box. Once, I was camping out in the wilderness because I needed sleep (courtesy of the Realistic Fatigue mod :D ), and so I put my items in a chest. When I first see the camp, I prepare myself for a battle, because it's a bandit camp. But, no one is there. So, I dump all my items in a nearby chest, and then go to sleep. When I wake up, I see a lady in a robe bending down to the chest that all my stuff is in. I don't pick a fight with her, because I didn't have any weapons, and my Short-Sword had rolled down a small hill, thanks to the games physics. She casts a Chameleon Spell on herself, and runs away. As I go to the chest to get my stuff, I realize that it's ALL gone!

 

So, I chase after her. To make matters worse, I see my horse, and I am running towards it, and then, it suddenly starts moving on its own! I am stunned for a moment, wondering what the f**k just happened. Then, I figured it out.

 

She had stolen my horse. :ohmy:

 

I knew there was no way in Oblivion that I could catch up to her, because it was a Black Horse. I didn't have any ranged weapons because she took all my stuff, and the only ranged spells I had were ones that took up a lot of magicka, and so I couldn't afford to miss.

 

I then realized what I had to do.

 

I thought, "My horse, or all my stuff?"

 

I chose my stuff.

 

So, I cut through the grass, and somehow intercepted her (luckily). I see an empty horse running at me, and I said, "Goodbye horsie." :(

 

I cast the spell "Combustive Convulsion" at her, and just before my horse reaches me, the horse (she) dies in a horribly bloody explosion. :(

 

I was so sad, because that horse and I had been through so much together.

 

 

 

Now, for the funny part. :D

 

When you cast that spell on someone who is wearing a robe, there is occasionally a very strange happening. When I did this, I see my horse explode (Wahh!) and then I see a naked woman fly seemingly out of nowhere, and then I see a robe drop to the ground. ;D I just about died laughing!

 

I quickly finished her off after that, and went back to a town, and bought a new horse. This time though, I kept a weapon in my inventory when I slept. ;)

 

 

Well, that's it I guess.

 

Your fellow Nexus Member,

gman021