Meis Volturi

[Volturi]

Good mornin',

 

My name is Pierre. Born in Australia, with Polish/Croation/Armenian blood within two generations.

 

Lazy to an astounding degree, I have my intelligence to thank that I'm actually getting anywhere in life. God that I don't believe in, I hate stagnation.

 

Religious Views: Agnostic.

 

Likes: Food, sleep, sleep, reading, sleep, games.

 

Hobbies: Food, sleep, sleep, reading, sleep, gaming.

 

Dislikes: Being interrupted while sleeping, a lack of food for over five hours, fail grammar in FanFiction, newb allies in Warcraft 3.

 

Languages I Speak: English, Japanese (near-fluent -- a little choppy), Armenian (not so much - dislike it).

 

Favourite Food: Sweet and Sour Pork (Chinese Style), Butter Chicken (Indian Style), Sausage Sammiches! And BBQ Sauce with anything (including nothing) so long as it has lots.

 

Favourite Book: The Dresden Files (all), Harry Potter (not so much), Twilight BOOKS (movies are horrible, horrendously so.)

 

No, my username didn't come from Twilight. I've been using "Volturi" for longer than Stephenie Meyer has been out of High School. Any attempts at ticking me off by falsely accusing me of copyright against her will be met with swift laughter and mocking logic that will leave you without a head by the end of it.

 

Anything else? Mm... No. Now that you have all information required to know, stalk and kill me, begin with the greetings - I command you!

[MonsterHunterMaster]

Hi and welcome to the nexus!

[Pushkatu]

Welcome to Nexus http://smileydatabase.com/s/846.gif

[Balagor]

Well, hello down under-hold on tight so you don´t fall of.