Immortality in Cyrodiil?

[CathyM]

@Pronam. Thank you for the epitaph and the information. I'll add your epitaph to the list.

 

@Lolasho. Thanks for those two. I agree the first ones funny. However, in general we're aiming for "lore friendly" epitaphs. That said, there are already some that are not. However that's mostly because people have used their avatar names or possibly their own names. But I think using someone else's name is probably better left alone. So can I suggest we either use your second suggestion, or that you change Chuck Norris to something else. Thanks.

 

@Tyrell6200. Thanks for yours. I got a laugh out of them both and I'll add them to the list.

 

Keep 'em coming everyone.

[Metallicow]

I have a few good reasons for drinking,

and one just entered my head.

If a man can't drink when he's living

How the hell can he drink when he's dead?

 

Modders: Ideas for clues for quests and such might work also.

 

Poetry might work also.

 

Of ancient times and stories past

A knight of nine will shurely last

Agains't the might of umaril's power

For all will pray that fateful hour.

...apparently this one did not....

[CathyM]

Thanks Metallicow. I particularly liked the poem about the knight of the nine.

 

Do you want those added to the list of epitaphs to go in the mod? Or were they just there to help others with inspiration?

[Metallicow]

Or were they just there to help others with inspiration?

 

Marking mortal privation, when firmly in place.

An enduring summation, inscribed in your face.

What am I?

 

I am the ruler of shovels

[dom2772]

"Here lies shadowfoot: he wasnt much to look at in life either"

[zprospero]

Here lies the necromancer Valengard.

He took his death particularly hard.

His final words, above the soil,

directed to the guards with great toil.

"When next we meet, I shall eat"

 

EDIT: I actually already have one, is there a limit on how many we can submit?

[Jenrai]

First off... excellent idea. Truly, one of the best "Community aimed" mods I've ever heard of.

 

An evil old Dunmer named Jenrai,

Had decided he'd much rather not die.

Went off down barren cave,

With those Vampire Knaves...

This 'ere grave is empty... guess why?

 

Jenrai

[Ygfbv]

"Here lies Amaya, eaten by a Mudcrab. Horrible creatures."

[bobthesnail23]

Here lies Irenius Max, he wielded a spar, but then got the shaft.

As a personal character note:

Here is entombed Umbra, whose shadow's reach was long even in the blinding light. Porro Ago Animus Di Umbra.

[Matoyak]

"You're standing on my head"