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Female Giants? Is that possible? I have been looking for a mod that adds female giants to the tundras of Skyrim to no avail. Every living thing must produce offspring to ensure survival of the species, and as far as I know, that is pretty hard for giants to do when they're all dudes. If a mod for this already exists, or is in the process of creation, please let me know.

 

(I meant for this topic to be "Lore Friendly Mod Request". I'm not sure what happened.)

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Everyone knows that giants lay huge eggs and wrap them in mammoth hide and keep them buried deep in the bottom of mammoth cheese containers so the aging cheese keeps the incubating giant egg warm and safe because most animals are repelled by the smell of the stinky cheese. . . . well until some dragonborn jerk steals the stinky mammoth cheese and the giant egg dies. The dragonborn is single handedly responsible for the near extinction of Skyrims giant race.

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There is a time in every giant's life when it's time for him to further his line, this time comes when his last mammoth dies and he knows he will soon go too...

After laying his lifelong companion's remains to rest on the great mammoth boneyard on borders of Pale and Whiterun holds he continues his pilgrimage to Blizzard's rest at Giant's pass.

There he will spend the remainder of his days carving and shaping a doomstone as to best of his abilities into a form of a giant. His life achievements, strength and craftsmanship that he has put into

carving his heir will be judged by Malacath, who will, if giant has been deemed worthy, then infuse the stone with new life energy young and eager to roam tundras of Skyrim and take the soul of old giant

as it belongs to him.

 

 

i really need to stop smoking weed XDDDDD

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Everyone knows that giants lay huge eggs and wrap them in mammoth hide and keep them buried deep in the bottom of mammoth cheese containers so the aging cheese keeps the incubating giant egg warm and safe because most animals are repelled by the smell of the stinky cheese. . . . well until some dragonborn jerk steals the stinky mammoth cheese and the giant egg dies. The dragonborn is single handedly responsible for the near extinction of Skyrims giant race.

 

There is a time in every giant's life when it's time for him to further his line, this time comes when his last mammoth dies and he knows he will soon go too...

After laying his lifelong companion's remains to rest on the great mammoth boneyard on borders of Pale and Whiterun holds he continues his pilgrimage to Blizzard's rest at Giant's pass.

There he will spend the remainder of his days carving and shaping a doomstone as to best of his abilities into a form of a giant. His life achievements, strength and craftsmanship that he has put into

carving his heir will be judged by Malacath, who will, if giant has been deemed worthy, then infuse the stone with new life energy young and eager to roam tundras of Skyrim and take the soul of old giant

as it belongs to him.

 

 

i really need to stop smoking weed XDDDDD

LoL. Wow you guys. I don't even need the mod anymore. With the conjunction of these two stories, along with the migrating female giants as stated before, having female giants in Skyrim almost seems unnecessary. And you, no more weed. Supposedly that stuff's not good for you.

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