kbc21 Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 Everyone knows that giants lay huge eggs and wrap them in mammoth hide and keep them buried deep in the bottom of mammoth cheese containers so the aging cheese keeps the incubating giant egg warm and safe because most animals are repelled by the smell of the stinky cheese. . . . well until some dragonborn jerk steals the stinky mammoth cheese and the giant egg dies. The dragonborn is single handedly responsible for the near extinction of Skyrims giant race. There is a time in every giant's life when it's time for him to further his line, this time comes when his last mammoth dies and he knows he will soon go too...After laying his lifelong companion's remains to rest on the great mammoth boneyard on borders of Pale and Whiterun holds he continues his pilgrimage to Blizzard's rest at Giant's pass.There he will spend the remainder of his days carving and shaping a doomstone as to best of his abilities into a form of a giant. His life achievements, strength and craftsmanship that he has put intocarving his heir will be judged by Malacath, who will, if giant has been deemed worthy, then infuse the stone with new life energy young and eager to roam tundras of Skyrim and take the soul of old giant as it belongs to him. i really need to stop smoking weed XDDDDDLoL. Wow you guys. I don't even need the mod anymore. With the conjunction of these two stories, along with the migrating female giants as stated before, having female giants in Skyrim almost seems unnecessary. And you, no more weed. Supposedly that stuff's not good for you. well i suppose i could give it a try... it's still easier to quit that then skyrim (i tried skyrim didn't work XD) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nednarb Posted June 22, 2014 Author Share Posted June 22, 2014 Haha. I tried to quit Skyrim too. I made it a couple months, but again, it didn't work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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