LE Thief follower with autoloot and depantsing ability.

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I had an idea for a perky young(Early twenties) female kleptomaniacal follower that would automatically take every non-owned item within her range that she could, harvest every ingredient in sight, and (This function can be deactivated through dialogue)try to steal/pickpocket items from enemies.

 

When in battle, she automatically pickpockets the weapons and armour(And everything else they own) of every enemy in range before she begins stabbing them with her one-handed sword(Both custom-made, one white/ivory/steel and one ebony/black. Or they could just be standard one-handed imperial swords) or shooting them with her Heavy Bow/ordinary Longbow that can be replaced/upgraded with different bows as she levels up?

 

Her personality would be an adorkable easily-excited kleptomaniac with a voice somewhere between Riku from Final Fantasy X and Pinkie Pie and Octavia from MLPFIM. And could she be marriageable, and have a secret buried safe/locked chest somewhere in Riverwood that only she(Or a Master-Locksmith player character) can open for you after you recruit her?

 

When you first meet her in Riverwood's tavern, would it be possible to talk to her, and if you pay her a 'Starting fee' of 100 gold and promise her a share of the loot, and vaguely talking about a 'Contract' with unreadably fine print which seems to have absolutely everything covered(If you kill her and read her contract for yourself, it'll just say in brackets something like 'The lettering on this contract is illegibly small and quite messy. It's unlikely that anyone other than her can read it.'), she'll join you and begin stealing for you?

 

Can she be a cute Imperial girl in Light Armour(Low-levelled leather at first, but will automatically upgrade her outfit and weaponry as you level higher, pulling weapons out of thin air if need be? Lore-fitting reason: She swiped some better armour when you weren't looking) with 25 lockpicks, blonde hair and either fake-innocent baby-blue eyes or cutely-shifty green eyes and an almost-always-happy/smiling face?

 

If she is voice-acted, would it be possible to give her four possible things to say when pickpocketing?(Four variations on saying "Mine!").

Can she have a perk that grants a +15 to the player's Sneak Skill and her own while she is a playable follower?

This part is less important, but could she be programmed to automatically craft powerful possibly-custom-made poisons when told to through dialogue, and automatically apply those poisons to her own blades? And your weapons, if asked nicely through dialogue?

Much more importantly, could she be told to perform a guaranteed-pickpocket that cannot fail against an enemy or NPC while you distract them by talking to them?

And is there a way to give her an unlimited or unnecessarily-high(She needs to be able to carry all the loot she steals, and then some) carry weight?

And can she be given her own sidequest where she reveals that she's more than just some happy adorkable foil to a serious Dragonborn, it's revealed that she was a very bored Imperial farmgirl who farmed incredibly-boring(To her) crops, she left to become a thief, and there's this legendary artefact in either the College of Winterhold or a custom-made Museum in any large town she's always wanted to steal, and the player can assist her in getting the item, either by stealthing his/her way through the mission or by killing all the guards and carvingna path of blood to the rare artefact which she is absolutely overjoyed to finally get? (With the completion of her sidequest, she gains a perk that gives a boost to her attack damage and Sneak Skill, and the passive Sneak boost she gives to herself and the hero is doubled to +30? Probably just by adding another +15 on top of the original boost.)