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LOL Ok, I can expand on that one.

I have learned that Morrigan has created a new "miracle bra" that is very tiny, yet does not allow the female figure to "pop out" or "fall out" regardless what she wears or of how strenuous the woman's activities. Patents are pending, and she expects to make a small fortune.

 

I've also learned that in the defiance of the laws of physics that such a bulky leather skirt can remain held up by an incredibly tiny set of hips (sacred ashes model of Mora).

 

I've learned that there are indeed blessings in disguise, for which I am thankful. As Morrigan grew up in the Wilds, I am thankful that she is unfamiliar with the whole idea of child support.

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Lol that got me off my seat!

 

I've learned that there is such thing as magical bosom

 

I've learned that dwarven ale comes from unmentionable places

 

I've learned that pigeons are the real threat not darkspawn

 

I've learned that money is the answer to every question

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I've learned that if your Approval Rating with a hot girl goes up to 100, you'll be stuck in friendship mode forever...

 

Actually, who am I kiddin', I knew that since I was 20 years old. But I am still stupid enough to fall into friendship mode with a hot girl in an f'ing game!! Thanks for making me feel like a loser, DAO.

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mmmmm magical busoms!

"this swill tastes like piss!" "thats because it is!" (Quoted from an old D&D adventure, cant remember the name)

 

I've learned that there are mods which can affect that whole Friends for life affair

http://www.dragonagenexus.com/downloads/file.php?id=13 metagame items which has items that can raise, lower, start and end hardened relationships

http://www.dragonagenexus.com/downloads/file.php?id=205 dragon age beguiler which can add/remove points to the approval ratings, along with a whole lot of other things. Tho this one could be considered a pretty heavy cheat.

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I have learnt that when 'illegal' mages want you to do their dirtywork they leave

and I quote

'inconspicuous sacks'

Everywhere

 

I have also learnt that all desserters act the same and have the exact same voices.

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I have learnt that when 'illegal' mages want you to do their dirtywork they leave

and I quote

'inconspicuous sacks'

Everywhere

 

I have also learnt that all desserters act the same and have the exact same voices.

LOL I hadnt noticed that about the same voices.

 

I have reaffirmed the lesson that doing an outrageous request for a person results in never seeing said person again.

 

I am trying to learn to run with a pair of swords on my back without cutting off my feet.

 

I have learned that mushrooms truly do grow in big piles of poo, but don't necessarily send you on a trip.

 

I have learned that a witch who doesnt like having questions asked about her, gives some very long-winded answers.

 

I have learned that The Fade is one of my favorite places to play.

 

I have been taught by dragons how to fly, however...the landings royally suck!

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I've learned that there are mods which can affect that whole Friends for life affair

http://www.dragonagenexus.com/downloads/file.php?id=13 metagame items which has items that can raise, lower, start and end hardened relationships

http://www.dragonagenexus.com/downloads/file.php?id=205 dragon age beguiler which can add/remove points to the approval ratings, along with a whole lot of other things. Tho this one could be considered a pretty heavy cheat.

Oh thanks! If only we have a magic button like this IRL, LOL.

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I've learned that there are mods which can affect that whole Friends for life affair

http://www.dragonagenexus.com/downloads/file.php?id=13 metagame items which has items that can raise, lower, start and end hardened relationships

http://www.dragonagenexus.com/downloads/file.php?id=205 dragon age beguiler which can add/remove points to the approval ratings, along with a whole lot of other things. Tho this one could be considered a pretty heavy cheat.

Oh thanks! If only we have a magic button like this IRL, LOL.

no prob, glad to help out :)

hmmmm yeah, such a thing could prove to be very interesting ;)

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