Things that you have learnt while playing DA:O

[Mlai]

1. Whenever you see a pile of poop/trash on the ground, dig in it. Never know what you'll find!

2. If it's inside a locked box, it's meant for you to take!

3. Dead bodies decompose in seconds, unless you try to hide it under a tarp, in which case it is preserved forever. Therefore, after you kill someone, leave his body outside!

 

LOL. Maybe your friend and your uncle should meet, That would be something to see

Somehow that makes me think of Furbies.

[DarkeWolf]

LOL.

Maybe your friend and your uncle should meet,

That would be something to see

HA! that made me think of that movie where the girl loses her memory every time she wakes up. My first 99 dates, or something like that. The guy that restarts ever 5 seconds. LOL that'd be a helluva conversation between those two.

[Lookimscared]

Ok i'm not sure what scene i'm imagining now.

Adam sandler dressed as a Furbie trying to woo a girl with a gold fish memory

serenading her with Livin' on a Prayer.

Mother of God I will never look at anyhting the same again.

 

I have learnt that 'piles of filth' often contain plants used for healing.

[DarkeWolf]

Ok i'm not sure what scene i'm imagining now.

Adam sandler dressed as a Furbie trying to woo a girl with a gold fish memory

serenading her with Livin' on a Prayer.

Mother of God I will never look at anyhting the same again.

 

I have learnt that 'piles of filth' often contain plants used for healing.

 

LOL scarred for life by an 80's rocker!

 

I've learned that having "Bad Medicine" Playing and coming across a comment like that is a tad ironic.

I have learned that politically forcing somebody to marry somebody is worse punishment than locking them in a tower.

I learned that stepping in a trap is rather aggrivating when it happens to you, but rather humorous when somebody else does it.

I've learned that many people in the middle ages never learned "Stop drop and roll" when set on fire.

 

I've learned that the song "Bad Romance" by Lady GaGa makes me think of the morrigan sex scene.

I've learned that I REALLY want a neckbreaker attack for when Ogres come at me horns first.

[brokenergy]

That is tad bit disturbing :blink: . Whenever I am in a relationship in DA: O, the song "Fall at Your Feet" by Crowded House always pops up in my mind.

 

Away from that...

 

I've learned that kissing a maid turns on a dwarf

 

I've learned that stealing from the Dalish is wrong

 

I've learned to never listen to Morrigan's advice when it comes to relationships

 

I've learned that cheating with console as it causes enormous bugs (Don't do it!)

[Lookimscared]

I have learnt that French people sound like deaf people.

 

I have learnt that dwarves tunnel underground [in an already underground city] to attempt to enter he residence of a king.

[Tunneling dwarves I think they were called?? so weird]

 

I have learnt that drinking magical red potions, comepletely heals you of everything.

Isn't modern medical science great!

[DarkeWolf]

I've learned that despite not having razors, women in games always have clean-shaven legs.

[whiteaden]

I've learned that whenever you need someone, they aren't there, and when you don't need them, they're "mandatory" *cough Alistair*

[tinylewtgriffon]

I've learned the best way to get by, is to convince people of everything you believe in (That, or give 'um a silver or a fist)

 

That if you don't want to die, you have kids

 

That elves are about as small as drawfs (still mad about that)

 

Ferelden smells like Wet Dog and Garbage, and everyone doesn't mind telling you that

 

Chicks that live out in the Bush ain't hippies, they're psychos

 

And for all you Dalish, Don't touch random mirrors :bunny:

[whiteaden]

I've learned that even though Humans are the ruling class in Ferelden, there are only two types of them... the Nobles, and the Mages...