Stormscape Posted December 9, 2003 Share Posted December 9, 2003 I'm 14, and gonna be 15 in March, so only three months till I'm allowed to be neurosis! :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J316 Posted December 9, 2003 Share Posted December 9, 2003 Im 15, anybody got a problem with that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazydude20 Posted December 10, 2003 Share Posted December 10, 2003 I'm 19.........and I have yet to be laid!..........best not to think about it right now....::wait that was a Soliloquy:: you weren't suppose to have read that.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malchik Posted December 10, 2003 Share Posted December 10, 2003 I'm 19.........and I have yet to be laid!..........best not to think about it right now....::wait that was a Soliloquy:: you weren't suppose to have read that.... Like eggs you mean? :lol: You see, first of all you have to go out. And if you are going out you are not in a position to play Morrowind. Yet if you are on these forums there is a strong probability that you are addicted to Morrowind (or computer games in general). An addict without a daily fix becomes cranky and crabby and generally obnoxious. Under those circumstances even if you do go out the chances of finding someone who'll put up with you is minimal. Generally a date does not like to be addressed as 'You N'wah!' or 'S'wit' and such chat up lines as 'Would you like to come back and see my Shimsil?' or 'Did you know my weapon is enchanted for extra endurance?' can be misunderstood by the uninitiated. Should you nevertheless get lucky, the moment she discovers your penchant for furry underpants, all hope is lost. (In fact this does not work in reverse, men are seldom turned off by women wearing nothing but fur next to the skin.) My advice is to smash your computer to smithereens (hacking into it, as it were) or simply the games on it. Take two months in therapy to get over the withdrawal symptoms and start life afresh. Otherwise... You'd just better wait until virtual reality becomes a lot more real and less virtuous - er - I mean virtual! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazydude20 Posted December 10, 2003 Share Posted December 10, 2003 Bah! I'm too much of a game junky to stop now and besides look how far i've gotten i'm at level 18 (for those of you who didnt get that i'm 18 yrs old)........looks like I'm wont be getting any for ages then........i like to think of having my standards too high.............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malchik Posted December 10, 2003 Share Posted December 10, 2003 Crazy you confuse me. Are you 18 as you said in your last post or 19 as you said in the one before. Or have you found a way to make time run backwards? If so pleased do tell! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazydude20 Posted December 10, 2003 Share Posted December 10, 2003 actually i'm somewhere in the middle.........i'm almost 19....so basically i think it's safe to call me 19..............and oh yes when i do find a way to reverse aging, which by the way i'm currently working on, you'd be the 1st one to know Malchik-promise :shifty: dont tell nobody....it's between you and i..... :shifty: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirlack Posted December 11, 2003 Share Posted December 11, 2003 24 and suffering Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dijas Posted December 11, 2003 Share Posted December 11, 2003 don't suffer, cuz I'm 26 and didn't suffer yet B) . Going senile is 100% psychologic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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