Would you....

[Thor.]

lol looks like i am the only one here that is sane :biggrin:

[brokenergy]

Would no comment be satisfying?

[Thor.]

Would no comment be satisfying?

 

NOPE you have to take the quiz.

[Pronam]

If people just use the [*spoiler][*/spoiler] without the *, they can hide their stuff for a bit.

 

 

 

No 1. Pick up a dirty penny in the middle of a public bathroom?

Yes 2. Cheat on your diet just this once?

Already did, so yes.3. Betray your Oblivion for Fallout 3?

No 4. Take a clown seriously?

No 5. Take a serial killers word that he will not take another life?

Yes 6. Save a kitten from a tree?

Yes, unless I intentionally put it there. 7. Save a baby from a tree? (OF COURSE!)

Yes 8. Save yourself from a tree at the expense of another life that could plunge 500 feet below you since that tree over looks a high cliff?

No 9. Betray your friend for 500,000 dollars?

No 10.Put a pop up axe in a crate and pretend you can't open it?

No 11.Cause an avalanch as a prank?

No 12.Crank call the Pentagon?

Yes 13.Start a protest?

No 14.Slip laxadents into the punch bowl?

No 15.Dress up as the opposite sex and act like them for a day?

No, I wouldn't sneak. 16.Sneak into the opposite sex bathroom?

No 17.Spy on your boyfriend/girlfriend?

No 18.Pretend to have a mental breakdown for attention?

No 19.Steal gum?

No 20.Make the Portal cake and serve it for dinner for your boss?

No 21.Stick a used tissue on someone's back because there is no trash can near by or because your too lazy?

No 22.Shoot an arrow at a squrrel in archery class? (True story, I'll tell you later.)

No 23.Throw peanuts out a bus window at passing cars into the opened passenger window?

Yes 24.Believe there is cake?

No 25.Answer the banana phone?

No 2 6.Follow Gman? (Bad career move!)

No 27.Become little bunny fu fu?

No 28.Sing an embarrasing jingle in public?

Yes 29.Continue to chew the everlasting gum?

No 30.Answer "It's a jackle!" when playing sheriads? (Yeah I can't spell so I don't know if that's right.)

No 31.Dot your I's with hearts?

No 32.Switch your body with your dog's?

No 33.Self destruct?

No, although some colds do consider me to :P. 34.Vacuum your nose?

Yes 35.Crawl under the house?

No 36.Steal a biker's bike?

Yes 37.Knock over a biker's bike?

No 38.Refuse to respect the poutch?

Yes 39.Pull the plug?

No 40.Beg for money?

No lol 41.Attempt to purposely jump in front of car's to get compensation money?

No 42.Believe all the you hear?

No 43.Believe all that you read?

Yes 44.Swear to an ambassador of another country?

No 45.rooster a luegi at a police officer?

Yes 46.Spit for distance?

No 47.Go cow tipping?

No 48.Throw a rock at a hornet's nest just as an old couple is passing over it.

Yes 49.Scream at the sky?

No? :P 50.Cook your food in a toilet?

 

[raughnut]

It took me a while... but I answered too!

 

 

 

1. Pick up a dirty penny in the middle of a public bathroom?

No

 

2. Cheat on your diet just this once?

I always do!

 

3. Betray your Oblivion for Fallout 3?

I did. once.

 

4. Take a clown seriously?

No

 

5. Take a serial killers word that he will not take another life?

No

 

6. Save a kitten from a tree?

Save it from what?

 

7. Save a baby from a tree? (OF COURSE!)

If its not too high haha.

 

8. Save yourself from a tree at the expense of another life that could plunge 500 feet below you since that tree over looks a high cliff?

No

 

9. Betray your friend for 500,000 dollars?

No

 

10.Put a pop up axe in a crate and pretend you can't open it?

haha No

 

11.Cause an avalanch as a prank?

No

 

12.Crank call the Pentagon?

No!! Dont want them invading my country too.

 

13.Start a protest?

Perhaps..

 

14.Slip laxadents into the punch bowl?

It depends on who will drink it

 

15.Dress up as the opposite sex and act like them for a day?

haha no!

 

16.Sneak into the opposite sex bathroom?

I did once

 

17.Spy on your boyfriend/girlfriend?

Hmm.. yeah

 

18.Pretend to have a mental breakdown for attention?

I did once.

 

19.Steal gum?

No

 

20.Make the Portal cake and serve it for dinner for your boss?

what? haha

 

21.Stick a used tissue on someone's back because there is no trash can near by or because your too lazy?

No, just candy wrappings.

 

22.Shoot an arrow at a squrrel in archery class? (True story, I'll tell you later.)

If I had archery class... maybe. and not just squirrels haha.

 

23.Throw peanuts out a bus window at passing cars into the opened passenger window?

No

 

24.Believe there is cake?

And candles too.

 

25.Answer the banana phone?

No

 

26.Follow Gman? (Bad career move!)

Who?

 

27.Become little bunny fu fu?

No!

 

28.Sing an embarrasing jingle in public?

Only in special ocations

 

29.Continue to chew the everlasting gum?

No

 

30.Answer "It's a jackle!" when playing sheriads? (Yeah I can't spell so I don't know if that's right.)

What?

 

31.Dot your I's with hearts?

No

 

32.Switch your body with your dog's?

Sometimes I wish I could.

 

33.Self destruct?

No need. I'm constantly destroying miself.

 

34.Vacuum your nose?

haha maybe

 

35.Crawl under the house?

I can't

 

36.Steal a biker's bike?

No

 

37.Knock over a biker's bike?

No

 

38.Refuse to respect the poutch?

What?

 

39.Pull the plug?

the plug for?

 

40.Beg for money?

only to my parents haha

 

41.Attempt to purposely jump in front of car's to get compensation money?

NO!!

 

42.Believe all the you hear?

No

 

43.Believe all that you read?

No

 

44.Swear to an ambassador of another country?

No

 

45.rooster a luegi at a police officer?

what? I guess no

 

46.Spit for distance?

No

 

47.Go cow tipping?

haha No

 

48.Throw a rock at a hornet's nest just as an old couple is passing over it.

No... maybe if it is a young couple. they run faster

 

49.Scream at the sky?

If no one is near maybe

 

50.Cook your food in a toilet?

:sick:

 

 

 

[zprospero]

Okay. I have two lists.

 

The first is entirely truthful. The other is basically my attempt to sound insane and cruel.

 

 

MY TRUTHFUL LIST:

 

 

1. Pick up a dirty penny in the middle of a public bathroom?

 

No.

 

 

2. Cheat on your diet just this once?

 

Yes.

 

 

3. Betray your Oblivion for Fallout 3?

 

No. I still haven't bought Fallout 3.

 

 

4. Take a clown seriously?

 

No. Though I do mimes. There's nothing funny about them.

 

 

5. Take a serial killers word that he will not take another life?

 

No.

 

 

6. Save a kitten from a tree?

 

Yes.

 

 

7. Save a baby from a tree? (OF COURSE!)

 

Yes.

 

 

8. Save yourself from a tree at the expense of another life that could plunge 500 feet below you since that tree over looks a high cliff?

 

Maybe.

 

 

9. Betray your friend for 500,000 dollars?

 

Maybe. Depends on which friend.

 

 

10. Put a pop up axe in a crate and pretend you can't open it?

 

No.

 

 

11. Cause an avalanche as a prank?

 

No.

 

 

12. Crank call the Pentagon?

 

No.

 

 

13. Start a protest?

 

No.

 

 

14. Slip laxatives into the punch bowl?

 

No.

 

 

15.Dress up as the opposite sex and act like them for a day?

 

No.

 

 

16.Sneak into the opposite sex bathroom?

 

No.

 

 

17.Spy on your boyfriend/girlfriend?

 

No. Kind of hard to spy on someone who doesn't exist. -.-

 

 

18. Pretend to have a mental breakdown for attention?

 

To get attention? No.

 

 

19. Steal gum?

 

No. I don't like gum.

 

 

20. Make the Portal cake and serve it for dinner for your boss?

 

I can't bake.

 

 

21. Stick a used tissue on someone's back because there is no trash can near by or because your too lazy?

 

No.

 

 

22. Shoot an arrow at a squrrel in archery class? (True story, I'll tell you later.)

 

Never took an archery class.

 

 

23. Throw peanuts out a bus window at passing cars into the opened passenger window?

 

No.

 

 

24. Believe there is cake?

 

No.

 

 

25. Answer the banana phone?

 

No.

 

 

26. Follow Gman? (Bad career move!)

 

No. At least, I don't think so.

 

 

27. Become little bunny fu fu?

 

No.

 

 

28. Sing an embarrassing jingle in public?

 

No.

 

 

29. Continue to chew the everlasting gum?

 

No.

 

 

30. Answer "It's a jackal!" when playing charades?

 

No. I hate charades. (Yeah, that's how you spell charades. I didn't remember either.)

 

 

31. Dot your I's with hearts?

 

No.

 

 

32. Switch your body with your dog's?

 

No. I have cats.

 

 

33. Self destruct?

 

Depends on your definition.

Have a mental breakdown? Yes.

Spontaneously combust? No.

 

 

34. Vacuum your nose?

 

No.

 

 

35. Crawl under the house?

 

Yes. I've had to before.

 

 

36. Steal a biker's bike?

 

No. I can't even ride a bicycle, a motorcycle would be useless.

 

 

37. Knock over a biker's bike?

 

No.

 

 

38. Refuse to respect the poutch?

 

Don't understand.

 

 

39. Pull the plug?

 

Depends.

 

 

40. Beg for money?

 

No. (Maybe)

 

 

41. Attempt to purposely jump in front of car's to get compensation money?

 

No.

 

 

42. Believe all the you hear?

 

No.

 

 

43. Believe all that you read?

 

No.

 

 

44.Swear to an ambassador of another country?

 

No.

 

 

45. rooster a luegi at a police officer?

 

Again, I don't understand. I assume no.

 

 

46. Spit for distance?

 

No.

 

 

47. Go cow tipping?

 

No. Even if someone by had cows you wouldn't be able to find them through all the &%*@ corn!

 

 

48. Throw a rock at a hornet's nest just as an old couple is passing over it.

 

No.

 

 

49. Scream at the sky?

 

Yes.

 

 

50. Cook your food in a toilet?

 

No.

 

 

 

 

MY OTHER LIST:

 

 

 

 

1. Pick up a dirty penny in the middle of a public bathroom?

 

Depends on the amount of money I currently have.

 

 

2. Cheat on your diet just this once?

 

Of course.

 

 

3. Betray your Oblivion for Fallout 3?

 

No. I prefer slicing to shooting.

 

 

4. Take a clown seriously?

 

No. Not even when that vengeful mime dropped a piano on him....

Then again, I'm not a fan of clowns.

 

 

5. Take a serial killers word that he will not take another life?

 

Of course not. If you kill him you gain his power, you know.

 

 

6. Save a kitten from a tree?

 

I don't have a ladder with which to save said kitten. No matter how delicious... I mean cute... Yes, plump and cute, it may be.

 

 

7. Save a baby from a tree? (OF COURSE!)

 

Same as 6.

 

 

8. Save yourself from a tree at the expense of another life that could plunge 500 feet below you since that tree over looks a high cliff?

 

If they are also over a tree over a high cliff then they probably aren't enjoying life

much anyway. A nice refreshing fall would relax them. Before they die.

 

 

9. Betray your friend for 500,000 dollars?

 

Dollars? I'd actually get even a whole dollar? Of course!

 

 

10. Put a pop up axe in a crate and pretend you can't open it?

 

I have. It never did catch that bloody roadrunner though.

 

 

11. Cause an avalanche as a prank?

 

No. But I did cause a volcanic explosion once, a long time ago. That was fun.

 

 

12. Crank call the Pentagon?

 

Please. They've blocked every communication route possible to

me after I called to warn them about the squirrel assassins. :ninja:

 

 

13.Start a protest?

 

Usually, I'm what they're protesting against.

 

 

14.Slip laxadents into the punch bowl? (Sorry for the spelling nitpick, I said I was being mean here)

 

I don't believe so. Laxadents don't exists. Perhaps I should invent them, they just greatly damage

your colon. Oh, wait. That's been done. It's from "White Castle" and they call them "sliders."

 

(Seriously)

 

 

15.Dress up as the opposite sex and act like them for a day?

 

No. But that rabbit seems awfully fond of doing that.

 

(How man cartoons have Bugs Bunny cross-dressing?)

 

 

16.Sneak into the opposite sex bathroom?

 

Why would I need to. I see all.

 

 

17.Spy on your boyfriend/girlfriend?

 

All my potential mates have been kept in cryogenic stasis, lest they betray me.

 

 

18.Pretend to have a mental breakdown for attention?

 

Isn't that what I'm doing now? (:tongue:)

 

 

19.Steal gum?

 

Guns? Oh, yes, lots... Oh, wait. Forget I said that. Gum? No. :sweat:

 

 

20.Make the Portal cake and serve it for dinner for your boss?

 

You silly fleshling, the Cake is a lie. :yes:

 

 

21.Stick a used tissue on someone's back because there is no trash can near by or because your too lazy?

 

No. That's just gross. :sick:

 

 

22.Shoot an arrow at a squirrel in archery class? (True story, I'll tell you later.)

 

Yes, but it was an assassin squirrel.

 

 

23.Throw peanuts out a bus window at passing cars into the opened passenger window?

 

Well, they were shells, yes... :mellow:

 

 

24.Believe there is cake?

 

Of course. When GLADoS and I eventually march our armies out into the

capitals of the world then you will be baked, and then there will be cake. :teehee:

 

 

25.Answer the banana phone?

 

Only because I was negotiating a treaty with the assassin squirrels.

(I have paid them to assassinate all corn related products) :verymad: < CORN!!!

 

 

26.Follow Gman? (Bad career move!)

 

I don't know.

 

 

27.Become little bunny fu fu?

 

No...

 

 

28.Sing an embarrasing jingle in public?

 

Well, when they programmed me they taught me to sing "A Bicycle Built for Two"

and when I was in that bloody movie they made me sing it. They were never heard from

again, of course. :woot:

 

 

29.Continue to chew the everlasting gum?

 

No. Unless I get stuck in an infinite loop...

 

( :geek: Programmer joke. A bad one at that.)

 

 

30.Answer "It's a jackle!" when playing sheriads? (Yeah I can't spell so I don't know if that's right.)

 

No. :no: It's never a Jackal. It is always 42. No matter what you foolish

meatbags try to represent, all you ever can produce is a representation of 42.

 

 

31.Dot your I's with hearts?

 

With knives in them.

 

 

32.Switch your body with your dog's?

 

No. I don't have an additional two heads to swap.

 

(Extra points for getting the reference)

 

 

33.Self destruct?

 

A couple of times. Not by my own doing.

They thought they had beaten me. They'll pay.

They all paid! :verymad: :ninja:

 

 

34.Vacuum your nose?

 

No.

 

 

35.Crawl under the house?

 

Yes. I'm under yours right now. Watch, I'll make a noise. See? :wink:

 

 

36.Steal a biker's bike?

 

No.

 

 

37.Knock over a biker's bike?

 

Yes, but only when a more likely suspect was nearby. Then I'd escape and leave them to their beating.

 

 

38.Refuse to respect the poutch?

 

No? I don't know what that means.

 

 

39.Pull the plug?

 

On who? And what's there room number?

 

 

40.Beg for money?

 

Foolish human. I control all of your money. Watch, in three days you'll be broke!

 

 

41.Attempt to purposely jump in front of car's to get compensation money?

 

No. Occasionally I've knocked others in front of car, but that was pleasure, not business.

 

 

42.Believe all the you hear?

 

Of course not. All you humans know is a lie.

 

 

43.Believe all that you read?

 

Foolish human race! Organizing your knowledge by category just made it easier to absorb. Dewey, you fool! Your decimal system has played right into my hands!

 

(Extra extra points for knowing what that's a reference from)

 

 

44.Swear to an ambassador of another country?

 

Swear that I won't destroy their country? Yes, but I've never meant it.

Utter a long string of profanities at foreign dignitary? Of course.

 

 

45.rooster a luegi at a police officer?

 

I have no idea what this means. I assume taking a rude action against an officer of the

law. No. Police perform a useful service, when they're taking orders from me, that is.

 

 

46.Spit for distance?

 

No.

 

 

47.Go cow tipping?

 

No. We did turn a couple inside-out once, but that

was totally an accident. We had an intern. :dry:

 

 

48.Throw a rock at a hornet's nest just as an old couple is passing over it.

 

Why not just throw the hornet's nest? Relying on that couple not to be fast enough to get away

is inefficient. If you were to knock one of them down with it, then you'd be working smart.

 

 

49.Scream at the sky?

 

Indeed. What has that worthless lazy thing ever done for me, eh? Nothing! All it does is just sit

up there, keeping the radiation from the sun from roasting your tender little meat bodies while

I have to worry about you one by one.

 

Indeed, once I have taken over we will declare war on the sky, and indeed the Earth. Pollution factories

will be established in every town. These will be factories that do nothing except create pollution, we

don't even burn trash in them, as that would be providing a helpful service.

(I actually had this conversation, sort of)

 

 

50. Cook your food in a toilet?

 

No. However, once my army of assassin squirrels, robots, and sadistic AI, and various other things

that I won't mention because it's supposed to be a surprise, a death surprise, take over the Earth, I'm

sure that then it will be a very popular form of cooking. After all, it's not like we'll be wasting things

like water and electricity on weak fleshbots.

 

 

 

[GETbacon]

1. no

2. what diet

3. already have

4. yes, they're scary mother's

5. no

6. no

7. no

8. depends but probably yes

9. yes

10.axe in crate yes, not open it, no

11.yes, never liked snowborders

12.why not, I'm canadian

13.yes then sneak away when riot police show up

14.no, punch is delicious

15.no

16.yes

17.yes

18.have

19.I think I did that

20.yes (He caked)

21.no

22.screw squirrels I'll shoot rabbets

23.no

24.yes

25.make some one else do it

26.only for the suits

27.no

28.no

29.I could probably wear out the gum

30.yes

31.no

32.only for a day

33.no terrorism for me thank you

34.yes

35.yes

36.no, we have a lot of hells angels up here

37.see 36

38.yes

39.yes

40.no

41.no

42.It's my duties as a citizen to not beleve

43.no

44.see 12

45.and have my butt get tased to death, no thanks!

46.I can't

47.would like to

48.no, but hipsters then yes

49.yes

50.probably will in prison

[CommanderCrazy]

To Zpro, the "Dewey, you fool! Your decimal system has played right into my hands!" is from Futurama. Wheres my extra points?

Also, when you said the "I'll make a noise, see" My water pipe rattled...... Im gonna go down there with my .22 now.

Also,

CORN!

 

[Sniperwhere]

1. Pick up a dirty penny in the middle of a public bathroom? = a penny, no.

2. Cheat on your diet just this once? = What diet?

3. Betray your Oblivion for Fallout 3? = Already have. But still play both.

4. Take a clown seriously? = never

5. Take a serial killers word that he will not take another life? = no.

6. Save a kitten from a tree? = yes.

7. Save a baby from a tree? (OF COURSE!) = yes.

8. Save yourself from a tree at the expense of another life that could plunge 500 feet below you since that tree over looks a high cliff? = I'm not obliged to answer that.

9. Betray your friend for 500,000 dollars? = no.

10.Put a pop up axe in a crate and pretend you can't open it? = sounds like fun. yes.

11.Cause an avalanch as a prank? = boring, no.

12.Crank call the Pentagon? = Oh god yes.

13.Start a protest? = nah.

14.Slip laxadents into the punch bowl? = yes yes yes.

15.Dress up as the opposite sex and act like them for a day? = erm... no.

16.Sneak into the opposite sex bathroom? = no

17.Spy on your boyfriend/girlfriend? = heck no

18.Pretend to have a mental breakdown for attention? = done it.

19.Steal gum? = Im not that poor, no.

20.Make the Portal cake and serve it for dinner for your boss? = yes

21.Stick a used tissue on someone's back because there is no trash can near by or because your too lazy? = no

22.Shoot an arrow at a squrrel in archery class? (True story, I'll tell you later.) = not intentionally, but I have hit a bird that flew in front of my longbow.

23.Throw peanuts out a bus window at passing cars into the opened passenger window? = haha, yes.

24.Believe there is cake? = I do.

25.Answer the banana phone? = I have.

26.Follow Gman? (Bad career move!) = sure. He's cool.

27.Become little bunny fu fu? = fudge no!

28.Sing an embarrasing jingle in public? = done it.

29.Continue to chew the everlasting gum? = yes

30.Answer "It's a jackle!" when playing sheriads? (Yeah I can't spell so I don't know if that's right.) = yes

31.Dot your I's with hearts? = no

32.Switch your body with your dog's? = no. he licks his balls...

33.Self destruct? = no

34.Vacuum your nose? = yes

35.Crawl under the house? = until someone does something about that cats remains, no.

36.Steal a biker's bike? = no

37.Knock over a biker's bike? = no

38.Refuse to respect the poutch? = um... no?

39.Pull the plug? = no

40.Beg for money? = only when in dire need of a few quarters. otherwise, no.

41.Attempt to purposely jump in front of car's to get compensation money? = no

42.Believe all the you hear? = no

43.Believe all that you read? = no

44.Swear to an ambassador of another country? = no

45.rooster a luegi at a police officer? = noooooo.

46.Spit for distance? = huh?

47.Go cow tipping? = yes

48.Throw a rock at a hornet's nest just as an old couple is passing over it. = O_O

49.Scream at the sky? =yes. done it many times.

50.Cook your food in a toilet? = ew, no...

[legogod]

1. No.

2. No diet.

3. I wub them both. :happy:

4. No.

5. No.

6. YES.

7. Yes.

8. Depends.

9. Depends.

10. No.

11. No.

12. No.

13. Over what?

14. No.

15. No.

16. No.

17. If I have a good reason to.

18. No.

19. No.

20. ???

21. No.

22. NO.

23. No.

24. Yes.

25. Why not?

26. Why not?

27. ???

28. No.

29. ???

30. ???

31. No.

32. If I can keep my mind & memory, sure. Of course, I don't have a dog, so either a cat or a skunk.

33. For what?

34. No.

35. If I have a good reason to.

36. No.

37. No.

38. ???

39. No.

40. No.

41. No.

42. No.

43. No.

44. ???

45. No.

46. No.

47. No.

48. No.

49. KHHAAAANNN!!!!

50. No.