m3lisk Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 where is the guy stuck in the painting? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cryocry Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 Why did I get kicked out the mages guild for killing my horse? :huh: Maybe your horse is a member of the horse section of the Mages' Guild ;D ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hell-fire Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 Why did I get kicked out the mages guild for killing my horse? :huh: DAVE 7HE RAVE!! Maybe the horse was a member aswell, completeing all the quests you did at different times :rolleyes: Second in line to become Arch-Mage...imagine that a horse in the Arch-Mages robes.so when u stole it's new job it got mad and started a fight on you :closedeyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberiu911 Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 I always wondered... why the ''great champion of the fighter guild'' wears full Iron? is he allergic to ebony? And why why why does Jauffre looks like my school Janitor? Why do ppl dont mind when you take all the food on theyr table but you accidently steal a fork they go frenzy? Why are the interieur windows always sky blue, even if its raining outside? Why is there an Invisible barrier blocking access to another province? Dont they like each other? or is it some sort of divine message telling you " You cant go that way". Why do you have to click on an oblivion gate to enter yet you can simple jump trough it? Why are imps and minotaurs naked? Some questions are better left unaswered... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LlamaSprinter Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 I always wondered... why the ''great champion of the fighter guild'' wears full Iron? is he allergic to ebony? And why why why does Jauffre looks like my school Janitor? Why do ppl dont mind when you take all the food on theyr table but you accidently steal a fork they go frenzy? Why are the interieur windows always sky blue, even if its raining outside? Why is there an Invisible barrier blocking access to another province? Dont they like each other? or is it some sort of divine message telling you " You cant go that way". Why do you have to click on an oblivion gate to enter yet you can simple jump trough it? Why are imps and minotaurs naked? Some questions are better left unaswered... My stupid opinion for Tiberiu The great champion is dumb!Your school janitor has a cloneThe fork is a very powerful thing indeed, if you want to master it go to yodaThey painted the windowsMagical barrier!The gates are really big buttonsImps are naked to show off their six packsMinotaurs are naked because they are! I hope they answer your questions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberiu911 Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 My stupid opinion for Tiberiu The great champion is dumb!Your school janitor has a cloneThe fork is a very powerful thing indeed, if you want to master it go to yodaThey painted the windowsMagical barrier!The gates are really big buttonsImps are naked to show off their six packsMinotaurs are naked because they are! I hope they answer your questions Woah! The funny part is that it ACCUALLY makes sense... What happens when you push your companion from the top of an oblivion gate opener tower all the way to the spikes? Last time I did this, Ruined-Tail didnt die, he simply lost conciosnes due to his immortal essential gift, so for fun I tried again, but I fell instead, and the Nine did not offer that essential npc gift to me. You can guess the rest. Why do ninroots kinda look like Marihuana? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cryocry Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 ...Why do ninroots kinda look like Marihuana? Well, seeing as it's almost gone, I guess the Ayleids and older men/mer/beasts/orcs used it as the Nirn version of marijuana. However, now, they have enough sense to not copy other planets' ideas for drugs (yay for Skooma)! How did skeletons be reanimated before necromaners came about to their lairs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LlamaSprinter Posted August 6, 2006 Share Posted August 6, 2006 ...Why do ninroots kinda look like Marihuana?How did skeletons be reanimated before necromaners came about to their lairs? They could have been humans skinned alive or had their skin burnt off in acid, then the adapted to live without their insides! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tinfeasul Posted August 6, 2006 Share Posted August 6, 2006 I play as a female in the game, and what makes me really annoyed is that WHY, OH WHY do I always have to wear SKIRT? And when I play as a male, every thing which should has been skirt all turns into PENs! Why can't a man wear a pretty skirt when he wishes to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hell-fire Posted August 6, 2006 Share Posted August 6, 2006 I play as a female in the game, and what makes me really annoyed is that WHY, OH WHY do I always have to wear SKIRT? And when I play as a male, every thing which should has been skirt all turns into PENs! Why can't a man wear a pretty skirt when he wishes to? DAVE 7HE RAVE!!! LMAO!Like you can on Fable, once i had my tough Warrior character on Fable and i went to a shop and wanted some smart normal clothes, so i saw - Smart Dress- and i thought it was just like smart clothes if you know what i mean? So when i equiped it, my huge warrior was standing there in a lilac dress!.....Why can you buy dresses anyway? ya can't even play as a woman on the game! How odd i guess Oblivion producers and Bethesda Softworks aren't friendly to crossdressing men, lol! But would they ever have done it then anyway....just imagine Uriel Septim in his chambers at night putting on some lingerie!! Why can't you weild anything as a weapon? That would be fun; a Daedra running towards you so you grab your best pair of clogs, and wack him about the noggin' with them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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