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Just curious, what comment or cheeky *love letter* got you either A) raising your eyebrow, or B)Nearly spitting your drink on the moniter LOL'ing?

 

here's one I found last night in the Correspondence/Love letters quest.

 

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Miss Ambrose, A long, slow grind, the motion careful, aided by generous... Miss Ambrose, A long, slow grind, the motion careful, aided by generous application of oils. Size is no concern with my equipment, and I am always mindful when stuffing, not risking a burst before every order is fulfilled. My meat goes hand in hand with satisfaction. Your interest astounds, but it is not mine to question a customer's choice in nighttime reading. Three pound sausage again next week? No cheek, of course. Yours,

 

lol

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Just curious, what comment or cheeky *love letter* got you either A) raising your eyebrow, or B)Nearly spitting your drink on the moniter LOL'ing?

 

here's one I found last night in the Correspondence/Love letters quest.

 

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Miss Ambrose, A long, slow grind, the motion careful, aided by generous... Miss Ambrose, A long, slow grind, the motion careful, aided by generous application of oils. Size is no concern with my equipment, and I am always mindful when stuffing, not risking a burst before every order is fulfilled. My meat goes hand in hand with satisfaction. Your interest astounds, but it is not mine to question a customer's choice in nighttime reading. Three pound sausage again next week? No cheek, of course. Yours,

 

lol

 

Jejeje :woot:

 

here`s a graffiti i found in Radcliffe tavern

 

Don`t eat the cheese

 

~scratched into the bar of Radcliffe tavern

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I can't believe no one's posted this.

 

"Forbidden fruit is the sweeter, no?"

 

"How about your fruit? Is it forbidden?"

 

Her reaction to that is just so cute xD though it seems kind of inconsistent with her past.

 

And Zev's sex poem too xD that one cracked me up.

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There is a love letter in which a lady advises her lover that an "unwelcome guest" has intruded on their planned tryst. She further states, however, that the "postern gate"... the "backdoor" is still available.

 

...... or perhaps I am just a bit twisted.

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Nah, you should feel comforted that BW has just as much of a dirty sense of humour as all of us DAO players xD

 

Wynne's comment to Alistair about waking up beside her in his tent made me laugh though... then I lost my apetite when the image appeared in my head.

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