Gamegurl Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 Just curious, what comment or cheeky *love letter* got you either A) raising your eyebrow, or B)Nearly spitting your drink on the moniter LOL'ing? here's one I found last night in the Correspondence/Love letters quest. ...................................................................................................................Miss Ambrose, A long, slow grind, the motion careful, aided by generous... Miss Ambrose, A long, slow grind, the motion careful, aided by generous application of oils. Size is no concern with my equipment, and I am always mindful when stuffing, not risking a burst before every order is fulfilled. My meat goes hand in hand with satisfaction. Your interest astounds, but it is not mine to question a customer's choice in nighttime reading. Three pound sausage again next week? No cheek, of course. Yours, lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spets21 Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 Just curious, what comment or cheeky *love letter* got you either A) raising your eyebrow, or B)Nearly spitting your drink on the moniter LOL'ing? here's one I found last night in the Correspondence/Love letters quest. ...................................................................................................................Miss Ambrose, A long, slow grind, the motion careful, aided by generous... Miss Ambrose, A long, slow grind, the motion careful, aided by generous application of oils. Size is no concern with my equipment, and I am always mindful when stuffing, not risking a burst before every order is fulfilled. My meat goes hand in hand with satisfaction. Your interest astounds, but it is not mine to question a customer's choice in nighttime reading. Three pound sausage again next week? No cheek, of course. Yours, lol Jejeje :woot: here`s a graffiti i found in Radcliffe tavern Don`t eat the cheese ~scratched into the bar of Radcliffe tavern Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpellAndShield Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 Leliana: You're wading through her swamp!Me: I can wade through yours if you like... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grannywils Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 I'm with Stardusk. Leliana saying, "you're wading through her swamp" had me spitting my drink onto my monitor. And it was a beeeech to clean... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gothxtreme Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 "So your not just a male without a father...Your a royal male without a father" lol I thought that was funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lordapolyon Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 * Alistair: Super. Excuse me while I begin projectile vomiting. * Morrigan: What is that, Alistair? We were not listening. Also "And now we have a dog. And Alistair is still the stupidest member of the party." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrapsterZ Posted May 31, 2010 Share Posted May 31, 2010 I can't believe no one's posted this. "Forbidden fruit is the sweeter, no?" "How about your fruit? Is it forbidden?" Her reaction to that is just so cute xD though it seems kind of inconsistent with her past. And Zev's sex poem too xD that one cracked me up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danscott84 Posted May 31, 2010 Share Posted May 31, 2010 I have to go with another Ohgren line here. This is to a female warden in the party camp:"I've been watching you. Where can I get some sauce for that rump roast?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codifer Posted May 31, 2010 Share Posted May 31, 2010 There is a love letter in which a lady advises her lover that an "unwelcome guest" has intruded on their planned tryst. She further states, however, that the "postern gate"... the "backdoor" is still available. ...... or perhaps I am just a bit twisted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrapsterZ Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 Nah, you should feel comforted that BW has just as much of a dirty sense of humour as all of us DAO players xD Wynne's comment to Alistair about waking up beside her in his tent made me laugh though... then I lost my apetite when the image appeared in my head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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