pornobobys Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 ----------------------------------------------WARNING THIS QUESTION CONTAINS ADULT CONTENT ------------------------------------------------ IF YOU ARE UNDERAGED LOOK AWAY--------------------------------------- Im thinking about making a mod that alows you to use your boner as a weapon or ranged weapon, im having trouble making arrows look like a seamen spray, or combining a weapon and a bow, i know there should be a way because deadly reflex lets you hit people with bows,( bash key), so i want to be able to hit some one with my charecters boner and possibley spray seamen on them. Any ideas? -------------------------------------!Please this is a serious post so be mature!------------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CWDelicious Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 Oh jeez, what the hell is wrong with you lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CWDelicious Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 Also, wouldnt it be easier to use a spell to make a jizz attack rather than an arrow? For starters, its going to look like a frozen ejaculate spike if it hits any enemy. I think a particle effect would work better. For the melee boner variant, will it be attached to the character? Will you swing your hips when you hit the attack button? its difficult not to lol at this -edit- Also, for future reference, be sure to mention NSFW or something to that effect in the thread title next time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pornobobys Posted June 7, 2010 Author Share Posted June 7, 2010 Well i want to use arrows because i want the boner to shoot out lengthy streams of seamen at will, rather then me throwing the ejaculation from my hand via spell, the boner will be attached to my charecters body and im gonna set it up so on hotkey you take out a boner and it will be big enough to be visable on screen 1st person, preferabley at least 5 feet long, 1 ft wide, im going to script it to have rechargable amo so that you can only ejaculate once a minute, for realism. Im working on making the seamen look realistic so that it hits them ( scripted to do extra damege to the face by using other mods for support ) you will see drops of seamen dripping down your assaleints face, via the wonder " get wet " mod. The boners meale capabilitys will be simalar to deadly reflex in that it wont be attacking via oblivion vanilla system there will be a hotkey, and hips will rotate, im trying to make this as realistic and immersive as possible, so upon attack your screen will turn along with your erection pounding the unsespecting bandit in the face, possibley nocking him over. I want the boner to pulsate before ejaculation and this is why i cannot use a spell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CWDelicious Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 You aren't actually telling me that you want realism and immersion in a mod where you beat people to death with your massive penis and you jizz deadly sperm missiles? YEEAH...good luck with that bro...>.> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pornobobys Posted June 7, 2010 Author Share Posted June 7, 2010 If any mature people care to lend a hand please step in. This is only a attempt to make my oblivion game more fun, any one who is willing to lend a hand thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CWDelicious Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 Wow jerk. If you dont like my mod idea go some where else, i said before i stated the question it has adult content. I said as most immersion as possible not complete immersion, there a portraits from ancient africa with men who could expand a full 3 feet, im merley expanding on that concept. If any mature people care to lend a hand please step in. How am I the immature one? You're spending all this time and effort so you can create a penis sword. You mentioned mature content in an earlier post. I have no problem with mature content. I enjoy mature content. This, this is not mature content. This is immature content, for immature people. Not that I have a problem with that. I think this is a great and hilarious idea, but don't get offended if I don't take your Battledick seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pornobobys Posted June 7, 2010 Author Share Posted June 7, 2010 Please if you have a problom with me talk to me via PM i personally want advice for a mod if you have a problom with my idea you dont have to help me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CWDelicious Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 Please if you have a problom with me talk to me via PM i personally want advice for a mod if you have a problom with my idea you dont have to help me.Hey, there's nothing I would love more than to give my character a warpenis. Will female characters be able to use this magnificent weapon? Are you going to color it differently for every race? Will Redgaurds have a 7 footer in comparison to the average 5 footer for other races? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pornobobys Posted June 7, 2010 Author Share Posted June 7, 2010 Before i can expand my ideas i need to get my prioritys strait, im sure i can work on different shades of penises later, as of now i need to figure out how to get my characters erection to ejaculate on to the NPC's face while still having the option to use a meale attack via my characters boner. I can work the seamen to drip down the offenders face using " get wet " mod varients. Things im still working on. -Getting the erection to pulsate before ejaculating. -Getting a realistic ejaculation stream to immersivley splatter on the assalients body -Allowing the charecters hips to sway upon attacking via Boner -If all goes well special combat moves to perform with the penis, possibley nock-outs for stealthier charecters with a well placed bash ( via boner ) * Visable enchantments for charecters erections* Being able to attack with the testicles, simalar to the motion of a ball and chain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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