Dragon Age Origins Parody

[RetryAgain]

I seem to be the only person in all of the Nexus ok with with breaking out of the boundaries of lore. I don't expect this to actually happen, just a thought. I might even be wasting space.

 

I was thinking just a module that makes fun of some of the highlights and lowlights of Dragon Age Origins. For example: Accidentally drinking fruit punch instead of Darkspawn Blood/A group of tranquil rallying up against the circle against the new law banning tranquilizing/ a motherly Broodmother. Stuff like that. Feel free to add ideas or hate me below.

[spets21]

a motherly Broodmother.

 

breast feeding comes into my mind , i dunno why roflmao

 

"breast feeding the children(awakening)" perhaps

[danscott84]

Here's a twist, Oghren is the ONLY sobor member of the entire party. Wynne is apathetic, and Sten laughs at everything. That would be very interesting.

[RetryAgain]

Spets: EW.

 

Dan: That's awesome. It'd be a parallel universe. Oghren should be a total nerd. And Morrigan could be a prep.

Edited June 22, 2010 by RetryAgain

[RustyBlade]

The broodmother should be wearing a Waffle House uniform, Alistair as a control freak, a silent Bodahn, a loquacious and eloquent Sandal, a Leliana should be always kicking dog, an "F-bomb" dropping Anora (or Isolde)... one could go on and on :biggrin:

[RetryAgain]

Male Desire Demons.... :yucky:

[danscott84]

Here's one, instead of werewolves attacking the Dalish, it's kittens.

[spets21]

Quote from Oghren to Broodmother @ underground cave (awake)"

 

by the tits of my ancestors / that's a lot of nipples "

 

 

 

i got another Sandal at fort drakon wearing a barney costume carrying a big Axe sorrounded by dead Dark spawns :biggrin:

[brokenergy]

Here's one:

 

When the warden leaves Sandel, he becomes intelligent and smacks his father

[Jonnero]

Here's another one : i think this whole topic has become in such a way it is in the wrong section of the forums. That'll be cool yes!