Lehcar Posted July 5, 2010 Share Posted July 5, 2010 What are you favourite quotes from the game? These are some of my faves I can think of off the top of my head. I like these cause they're funny, always make me smile :biggrin: Dwarf Warden: "Aren't you a little short for a guard?" Anora: "Is that supposed to be ironic?" -- (Dalish Elf origin) Paivel: "Children, hear of the fall of the Dales! Hear the tale of what makes you Dalish. Would you care to begin, da'len?" Warden: "Well, children, it starts with a mommy and daddy elf..." :laugh: -- (Dwarf Commoner origin) Leske: "You're just jealous because you want the majesty of Leske for yourself, you shameless hussy." Warden: "Last time I saw your "majesty," the scepter was a little... soft." -- Morrigan: "'Tis cold in my tent, all alone..." Warden: "Then get a thicker blanket." -- (Mage origin) Warden: "That's a big door." Templar Bran: "Yes, it is. Do you need something, or are you just here to state the obvious?" -- "There is no glory in bloodshed!" -- Female Prostitute: "This is my first time... What? Really!" -- Female Dwarf Prostitute: Mmm, I see you've braved the deep roads before... -- Warden: "Fight my faithful Mabari hound." Eamon: "Ah, Warden... No. I'm afraid we can't leave the fate of all Ferelden up to your dog. Anyone with a leftover ham bone could buy his allegiance. Choose someone else. -- (When about to have a three-way with Isabella and Leliana, if your char is female) Oghren: "T-Too much to handle...! Stone...!" *thud* -- (When having sex with a female prostitute if your char is female) Prostitute: "Oh... ahh... mm... that's just..." (shriek) Oghren: "Oops, heh heh, wrong room." xxx I'll think of more later... Not actual quotes but I always crack up laughing watching Morrigan seducing Loghain during her ritual thing, and how excited he looks to be gettin some nook... hahaha thats just awesome, that's why I always spare him if I'm not romancing Alistair. <3 :woot: Aaaand I love it when I ask Sanga to "Surprise me" and I wake up in a room full of nugs... gross, but too funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkeWolf Posted July 5, 2010 Share Posted July 5, 2010 We've got 8 pages of them here if you wanna take a look to see some of the good ones :wink:http://thenexusforums.com/index.php?showtopic=182505 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lehcar Posted July 5, 2010 Author Share Posted July 5, 2010 Ooops. Thats was stupid on my part... :sad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danscott84 Posted July 5, 2010 Share Posted July 5, 2010 Ooops. Thats was stupid on my part... :sad: That's ok. However, that line about your dog and Eamon I have never seen before. Hilarious enough I will have to try that next time I'm at the Landsmeet. :tongue: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkeWolf Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 Ooops. Thats was stupid on my part... :sad: Aw no biggie. :wink:There really is some good ones on there tho. Definitely worth scanning the long read. And yeah, I hadnt seen that one about the dog before either, that looks rather funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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