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Dr Cuddy A.K.A. Lisa Edelstein:

Oh, I looked up that philosopher you quoted, Jagger, and you're right. You can't always get what you want. But as it turns out, if you try sometimes, you get what you need.

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from 'The Fifth Element' (1997)

 

DJ Ruby Rhod: There's the Emperor and his lovely daughter. "I love to sing," she recently confessed to me!

[aside to Korben Dallas]

DJ Ruby Rhod: By the way, I have a recording of her talented voice...

[He touches a button on his cane. A recording plays]

Woman: [moaning] Uh-huh, oh yeah, uh-huh!

:woot:

 

Take your protein pills, boys

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" Behind every successful man there is a surprised woman."

-Maryon Pearson

 

"Women have a passion for mathematics. They divide their age in half, double the price of their clothes, and always add at least five years to the age of their best friend."

- Marcel Achard

 

"There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works."

- Will Rogers

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" Behind every successful man there is a surprised woman."

-Maryon Pearson

 

"Women have a passion for mathematics. They divide their age in half, double the price of their clothes, and always add at least five years to the age of their best friend."

- Marcel Achard

 

"There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works."

- Will Rogers

 

Ok, so you did make me laugh. They're very good. The Will Rogers one is a favorite. Of course it could be applied just as easily to men.

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The major failure of an one-man army is that after it loses his first man, has lost his best, last man!

-Source Unknown (If any body has an Idea...!)

@ Aurelius good ones!

@ Grannywils Is that what Americans mean by interchangeable sexes?

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The major failure of an one-man army is that after it loses his first man, has lost his best, last man!

-Source Unknown (If any body has an Idea...!)

@ Aurelius good ones!

@ Grannywils Is that what Americans mean by interchangeable sexes?

 

 

Well, Silver, I'm not sure. I don't think so.

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