Tough Mod Request

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This would be for higher level characters. Your character accidentally triggers a teleport to an enclosed world space minus weapons, clothing and armor. This location would be...you guessed it...The Mall. Unlike actual malls you must make enough money to leave (instead of leaving without any money}. There are various ways to earn gold but this place is very expensive. The longer you stay, the less you have. While teleports would work this mod is based on "Time". In other words you can take a vacation from the mall, but sooner or later your gonna wind up right back,...as in teleported in the same condition as before. Finally, no matter how much money you bring, the prices for items would be adjusted by what you do have and will cost 100 to 1000 times more than normal. Call it inflation. Before we describe the money making methods let's list the shops:

1) Clothing: Apachii Goddess and Hero's, Slof's various stores, Divine Elegance, the Gap plus any others you can think of.

2) Sporting Goods: Lower end weapons and armor. Best Defense as an example.

3) Pet Store: cats, dogs, horses, werewolves, dragons, etc.,...any you can name we'll hire someone to fetch and tame.

4) Hardware store: to fix broken armor and open locks, and see in the dark etc.,..

5) Jewelry Store: high end enchanted rings and amulets...if you have the money.

6) Bank: to store what pitiful amount of gold you can save. Of course you can try and rob it (altho lately it's been the other way around)

7) Security: for the thief who gets caught trying to rob the Bank.

7a)Lawyers Office: To bail out the bankers attempting to rob the thief.

8) Hiring Hall: here you can hire yourself out for different jobs (greeter, cashier, underwear model, politician) or hire others as companions.

9) Guild Hall: here, different guilds will attempt to recruit you. If your rep. is high you get a signing bonus.

10) Book Store: books and scrolls. All books are magical.

11) Hotel: dead center of the world space and very expensive and luxurious. (Hotel California?..."you can check out but you can never leave...")

12) Electronics Store: for those arcane items with instructions in different languages.

13) Beauty Shop: change your appearance or get a tattoo.

14) Tax Assessors Office: you have to pay your breathing tax (daily or by the week).

15) Drug Store: potions galore.

16) Lingerie Shop: do I have to paint you a picture?

17) Art Store: where I have to paint you a picture.

18) Dance Club: Colorwheels comes to my mind where I can't seem to shake it...literally, I can't shake it.

19) Saloon: as in Callahan's Crosstime (wonder why nobody's ever done that?)You may get shanghaied by Dr. Who in his Tardis.

20) Pawn Shop: for anything you don't actually need, such as the shirt on your back.

21) Real Estate Office: ORE comes to mind or should you accidentally get enough gold you may want to open your own shop or live in a penthouse suite.

22) Temple: you must pay your temple tithe (daily or by the week).

23) Public Baths: why you have to pay the temple tithe.

24) Gymnasium: improve your stats.

25) Wine and Smokes: destroy your stats.

26) Restaurant: Hells Kitchen comes to mind. (so does Slof's devil... as Chef Ramsey...in an apron)

27) Perfume Shop: become more attractive...temporarily.

28) Furniture Store: what can I say, it's dead wood.

29) Medical Insurance: purchase your Health Care Benefits here. If you become injured you are automatically teleported back to our ER where you are force fed potions of unknown origins. Sometimes when you don't need them.

and so on and so forth.

You can make money by going on quests and adventures (vacations)...but, after a specific length of time, you always end up back in the same old place. Until...you finally have enough money to have yourself stamped and mailed...at the Post Office...and that's painful. TANSTAAFL everybody.

Well, this is an old silly idea but it would tie together a lot of very creative mods and quests. Tell me what you think or just get a laugh. Or maybe I'll just laugh at what you think. Either way, let's go play...Oblivion!