Britney vs. Madonna

[Salamander8]

I tend to agree with DarkNinja13 in general. Although most of my stuff is really underground. When I was at work and had charge of the radio, I would put it on FM 102.1 which is an alternative station here in Milwaukee and they not only play less often heard stuff, they also have (had?) a segment on the Kramp and Adler show on Friday mornings (one of the few morning shows that doesn't induce vomiting) where they would have a local alternative band on and play some samples of their music. My main love is very extreme frighten-everyone-in-hearing-distance metal, but there's some real talent in the alternative scene today as well. When they put the station on the 'modern pop' station a couple of times, I could hear my gray matter crying in pain. Luckily this was rare and once the lay-offs started (before I too was laid-off anyway) it was my I-pod and my 400+ albums of stuff like Decapitated and Hour of Penance, or it was the alternative station. The other inspector left out the original 5 of us in the lab tolerated almost anything and I would put on my Black Sabbath:Paranoid album for him to enjoy as well.

[Ihoe]

Technically, they both "suck", if you don't know, go ask their boyfriend.

 

to Calculate which one sucks (non-technically), i take the following measurements.

 

Stupidity:

Quote from Britney:

1 - "I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa."

2 - "I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."

3 - "I performed at Mom and Dad's party when I was four. Oh my gosh, I was singing a Madonna song, and I peed myself!"

4 - "Where the hell is Australia anyway?"

 

not finding any quotes showing Madonna's stupidity, this brings a (-4) to Britney.

 

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; but I'm not sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein (Pure Awesome Stupidity!)

 

Talent:

Now I am not an expert in this field but since both have talent, it will be a draw.

 

Sexiness:

I'm not sure my privileges allow me to comment on this aspect, but I leave this to Google:

5,770,000 results of Sexy Britney Spears keywords.

4,000,000 results of Sexy Madonna Keywords.

 

Aw, I'm tired [snorting], leave the rest to Wikipedia.

 

 

Madonna Sucks at Sucking or being Pure Awesome Stupid-ness, and brings a nice voice and many memorable songs.

Britney, Sucks Good, does Sucking good and brings us Pure Awesome Stupidity, and a nice voice, PS my friend is a Numba One fan of her.

 

does this bring any conclusions?