Jer Cantrell Posted September 21, 2003 Share Posted September 21, 2003 Ok, its almost Halloween and that means im in the market for some serious amounts of fake blood. I always forget to stock up every year and i spend the rest of the year regretting it. Think about how many problems a little packet of fake blood could get you out of... muahahahaha! :ph34r: The debate is whether or not fake blood would work to get you out of most everyday problems.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WavyGravy Posted September 21, 2003 Share Posted September 21, 2003 School is a problem... Yes i could have a ridiculously bad nose bleed or break my leg... I agree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wesaynothin Posted September 21, 2003 Share Posted September 21, 2003 School, Sports, Work, anything. I should try the school one.... :D P.S., why is this under Debates? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marxist ßastard Posted September 21, 2003 Share Posted September 21, 2003 Yup... You could also go to the main office and ask the secretary how you would go about leaving school for religious purposes... When she asks why, hold up a bag full of fake blood and say it's sort of time-sensitive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eltiraaz Posted September 21, 2003 Share Posted September 21, 2003 I couldn't use that excuse.... I go to a catholic school..... :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marxist ßastard Posted September 21, 2003 Share Posted September 21, 2003 So why can't you use that excuse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jer Cantrell Posted September 21, 2003 Author Share Posted September 21, 2003 I was thinking if a cop stopped you for speeding you could just burst them all oveer yourself and say you were on the way to the hospital... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 22, 2003 Share Posted September 22, 2003 Hehe, that would be great. Then of course he's a cop and would probably haul you off to jail if he recognized it as fake blood :angry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Of The Cheese Posted September 22, 2003 Share Posted September 22, 2003 hey i think this year at halloween, im gonna go to some big neighborhood, then put fake blood all over me, then lay down by the side of the road, like with a white shirt on or something...then when people come near me, i jump up and start chasing them or just run madly around, then repeat....no rinsing! that could be fun, i should get some of my friends to do it, they like have a plastic knife, then pretend to stab me, then run off, then when ppl come over i do the runing around thing..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thanateros Posted September 22, 2003 Share Posted September 22, 2003 mad props to the dead guy who gets up and runs after people. Another fun thing would to do basically the same thing, only with a bicycle accident. for some reason i think bike accidents produce probably the most gruesome results. right next to jumping off of a 30 story building. just lie in the street with a mangeled bike and you under it, scream for help and when they come over jump on the bike really fast and chase them around with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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