The answer is no.

[TheCalliton]

tactical nuke

 

 

i have a third head gorwing out of my butt, what do i do with her (im a guy

[CommanderCrazy]

Chainsaw. That'll do it. Also, Same response to yours Vindekarr.

 

My computer caught fire. Again :rolleyes:

 

How do I fix it this time?

[Vindekarr]

Do what I do: when rational PC/auto design fails, go irrational!

 

An example of this is an oil cooler set up. Take a car fuel or oil pump, jury rig that into an existing water cooler set up, and voila, you've got the world's most effective PC cooler for a bargain price. I've done this three times in total, unless it "spurts" you'll be the envy of all LANS.

 

Another real life trauma: My beloved girlfriend's idiot yokel father went outside while out at my house to look for an outhouse. He found my bucket of crickets, and a bucket of killed cockroaches and caming storming in, stoned drunk, to present them: what do I do? since the crickets are now escaping.

 

*crickets, live crickets, can be bought in bulk at pet stores, you use them as food for myriad pet types, like birds, spiders, scorpions, mice, fish, crabs, and virtualy anything else small and carnivorous, and requiring of live game to hunt. Keeping them in buckets is perfectly legal, and fairly common. The same thing for the roaches, you buy them to feed to the same array of creatures, from pet shops, but dead roaches are aimed more at younger creatures that cant yet hunt live prey. As an arachnid keeper, these are the closest I can get to pre packed pet food.

[Keanumoreira]

The ocean is receding, and an enourmous wave, taller than the Empire State building, is racing towards me.

[Keanumoreira]

But you seemed to find a surfboard near you. You know what to do!

 

A giant crack had suddenly protruded from the ground, it swallows the cars and takes buildings to hell.

 

Use lots and lots of duct tape. :tongue:

 

A nuclear power plant is about to have a melt down, to which could destroy the entire neighborhood. :unsure:

[Vindekarr]

You leave town hurridly, then rejoice. Your filthy opressive neighbours will burn in hell tonight.

 

another real'un: Someone said I'm a heartless, humorless, reptile of a man with no ability to empathise with humans.

 

This is true, but what's a suitably violent rebuke?

[ub3rman123]

http://www.hrudu.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/bloodymesscake_large.jpg

That's a good multi-purpose solution. (I mean make the guy a cake that looks like this, don't shoot anyone!)

 

 

There's not enough smilies available by default!

[Keanumoreira]

Eat some Icecream...That solves everything.

 

Aliens have invaded my house.

[Vindekarr]

In times like these you need Space Marines, aint no soldier more badass or qualified to kill aliens.

 

So grab a bolter, aim for the head, and "fear no xeno!"

 

My toaster broke and my friend drank the last coffee!

[Keanumoreira]

In times like these you need Space Marines, aint no soldier more badass or qualified to kill aliens.

 

So grab a bolter, aim for the head, and "fear no xeno!"

 

My toaster broke and my friend drank the last coffee!

 

Go canablistic, that's the last time he'll steal your coffee...literally... :unsure:

 

A vampire has entered my house, and there is no sunlight, silver, or garlic to be found.