ub3rman123 Posted September 30, 2010 Posted September 30, 2010 Show him a Twilight book. He'll be overcome with grief at how the modern world thinks of him. I've fallen out of an exploding airplane! It's still exploding, actually!
brokenergy Posted September 30, 2010 Posted September 30, 2010 Use the emergency life boat I'm seeing double! What should I do?
Vindekarr Posted September 30, 2010 Posted September 30, 2010 Shoot one of them with a large calibre revolver, if it bleeds, ignore them both, if it asks you what in blazes you are doing, you know which is the right one. Blasted bloody hell, there is a traffic jam and Im 44 minutes late already...
CommanderCrazy Posted September 30, 2010 Posted September 30, 2010 Do you really want my help Vindekarr? Fine. Rolling in..... http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00241/ed_imgSNN0435A_241877a.jpg My bike is on fire. And I'm still riding it....
Keanumoreira Posted September 30, 2010 Author Posted September 30, 2010 My bike is on fire. And I'm still riding it.... Yes, but you were in -50 Celcius, so it warmed you up. I wish we terraformed Mars already, c'mon where's space travel? Then buy an entire lifetime supply of gardening equipment. :laugh: The moon is hurdling towards the Earth, but I want to live and I can't leave the planet.
satanslilhelper Posted September 30, 2010 Posted September 30, 2010 Get ready with the crackers and pickle. It's made of cheese you know! I've swallowed a wasp! What should I do?
Keanumoreira Posted September 30, 2010 Author Posted September 30, 2010 Get ready with the crackers and pickle. It's made of cheese you know! I've swallowed a wasp! What should I do? I totally didn't think of that, and I'm a cheese lover common! :laugh: Swallow lots and lots of whip cream, then drink some milk to water it down. There's a mutant, self aware plant vine network growing rapidly out of control in my backyard.
CommanderCrazy Posted September 30, 2010 Posted September 30, 2010 Kill it with fire? No time to think of one....
Pronam Posted September 30, 2010 Posted September 30, 2010 No, you do have time to kill it you just didn't made it.I have a man with a gun pointing at me to keep on typing, what should I do?
CommanderCrazy Posted September 30, 2010 Posted September 30, 2010 Ask him to make you a coffee or something very hot. Then throw it in his face! :teehee: A man with a burnt face is pointing a gun at me for giving you the idea.....
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