The answer is no.

[FrogDemon]

Convince him that his gun is a banana and should promptly eat it.

 

I'm stuck in an elevator, power is off and zombies have overtaken the city. Whatever will I do?

[paganwannbe]

pull a macgyver and push out the top climb out on to the roof and make a nuke with a piece of bubble gum string and a paper clip then take a crow bar to the zombies till your a least 30 miles out

 

my tanks out of ammo and a cop is pulling me over for speeding

[Vindekarr]

Bah, not all tanks need guns.

 

The screenie Crazy showed is a prime example, that's a British made Trojan minesweeper/bulldozer/and well wth cant you do with a crane, excavator, and bulldozer all in one?, so just lower the minesweeper blade and pretend those poor bloody cops are bugs.

 

Im shaving, but as I pick up the 'tash trimmer to trim my scraggly beard, it reaches out and grabs the trimmer, saying that if I so much as think of shaving it, it's go for the eyes, what's a hairy scot to do?

[CommanderCrazy]

<< "The screenie Crazy showed is a prime example, that's a British made Trojan minesweeper/bulldozer/and well wth cant you do with a crane, excavator, and bulldozer all in one?, so just lower the minesweeper blade and pretend those poor bloody cops are bugs." True. Common, what dont you know about? :tongue: >>

 

Use an old cut-throat razor. Just dont screw up!

 

My cars been stolen, my house is on fire, my bank account got cleared by thieves, my business is bankrupt & my phone is broken. How could I possibly make my day better?

[Deleted1848331User]

Buy a gun and commit suicide. Or, play 5 minutes to kill yourself as your house burns on you :D

 

My cat transformed into a vicious lion, and brought two dozen lions into my home. What should I do?!?

[Keanumoreira]

Buy a gun and commit suicide. Or, play 5 minutes to kill yourself as your house burns on you :D

 

My cat transformed into a vicious lion, and brought two dozen lions into my home. What should I do?!?

 

Start a circus. :cool:

 

An assassin has found me and is heading in my direction.

[Deleted1848331User]

Run if you value your life! :yes:

 

Monstrous venomous plants have appeared in my backyard, larger than the Empire State Building. What should I do?!?

[CommanderCrazy]

Kill them with fire.

 

The gun doesnt work. What now?

[Deleted1848331User]

Jump out of a plane.

 

The fire didn't work! The plants turned to stone! What now?!?

[CommanderCrazy]

Jackhammer... That'll do it!

 

I cant get to a plane. What now?