The answer is no.

[zprospero]

Then construct one out of duct tape, plumbing fixtures, and anvils. The push yourself over a cliff while you're in it. It will have the same effect as jumping out of a plane.

 

I've constructed a vast robot army, unfortunately they're starting to get political and I'm afraid they're going to kill me and their leader is going to adorn himself with my entrails. (Wow, that got dark quick). What should I do?

[Deleted1848331User]

Throw a pulse grenade in their base and watch the fireworks :thumbsup:

 

The plants ate my dog T.T What do I do?!?!

[CommanderCrazy]

Poison them.

 

The anvils fell out the bottom of my duct tape 'plane' and now it flies.

Is there nothing I can do to change the course of my horrible day!?

[Vindekarr]

... then uhhh... do something about it.

 

I bought the new DLC pack for Borderlands but it's rubbish, thanks to Steam, I dont even have a plastic box to throw out the window and injure someone with, what to do?

[CommanderCrazy]

Copy the DLC files to a USB and then throw them at somebody.

 

No problem

[Vindekarr]

you want a problem? Allow my boundless ability to be pessimistic summon a problem fully formed from the ether!

 

Oh no! my new computer monitor is so Hi-Def that a forum troll has stepped forward into reality and is trolling me! And I've lost my banhammer!

[CommanderCrazy]

OK. Press Menu, then Function, go through the RGB menu, enter the supermax paradox menu and turn H.E.M. off. Oh wait, thats for a Hi-Def TV's killing people....

 

Right, call customer service and ask them. Or for a quicker solution, shove it back in through the monitor & turn it off.

 

 

My 3D modelling HDD just wiped itself :verymad: :verymad: :verymad: :verymad: :verymad: (That is true BTW)

[Vindekarr]

If you mean wipe as in self cleaning, then congratulate it on it's self suficient nature. If it just erased itself, grab it firmly by the casing and hurl it out a high window. Prefferably into traffic.

 

A very wise man once said "never trust a computer you cant throw out the window"

 

*not a true story this one, from now on, fun ones only*

 

Unfortunately, I took a bunch of Atari Jaguars(thousands of the filthy things on Ebay, no one wants 'em) and l conglomerated them into a trillion GHZ 188 core red and black hunk of pure fail. But with 188 puny cores, fore a total of about one GHZ, it developed sentience and went beserk.

 

How do I rid the world of this abomination, seeing as it's huge size renders it immune to all the main ways to kill a computer product(Red Bull through the dvd drive, Kitchen sink drowning, Hot patch of sun incineration, Being stomped on, Young children, And my favorite, being thrown out of a ninth story window.)

[CommanderCrazy]

Throw out window, check. Go into neighbours window, check. Time to leave...

 

Now, as for your problem, find your hi-def monitor.

Press Menu, then Function, go through the RGB menu, enter the supermax paradox menu and turn C.E.M. on (Crap Eradication Mode)

 

Should get something looking like this, only with a computer monitor and a rocket launcher.

http://brasstard.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/tv-guns.jpg

 

 

I went Base jumping and my parachute fell off.....

[brokenergy]

Use the other one

 

I can't whistle