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That's easy, yell instead. Whistling's only purposes are to draw attention unto ones self and to pass time, yelling does both but a little bit better.

 

My head is itchy but Im wearing a helmet, how do I scratch it without either removing my helmet, or doing greivous bodily harm to all involved?

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OK here's what you do you get a few of your friends and have them hit you with baseball bat's you well "go to sleep" :devil:

 

The government has busted down my door and has me and my conspiracy theorist on loopy drugs to make us work for them

how do we get free the crazier the better

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OK here's what you do you get a few of your friends and have them hit you with baseball bat's you well "go to sleep" :devil:

 

The government has busted down my door and has me and my conspiracy theorist on loopy drugs to make us work for them

how do we get free the crazier the better

 

Simple.

 

Build up an immunity to drugs, inject them into their bloodstream, and watch as the travesty unfolds. :teehee:

 

Oh no! My monkey has invaded my bedroom and is attacking me with a lawnmower.

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your wrong, its a mexican werewolf (im not being racist, im like 1% mexican)

 

 

i have to poop, but the nearest place to do it is in another country

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Do what the animals do. Go in the corner....

Or, just go outside.

 

 

I accidentally turned on a impressively large super robot and now its killing everyone!

What can I do that doesnt involve destroying it?

 

Lure it in with a sexy female bot. :wink:

 

My little brother has attracted a killer bike gang which is about to tear my door down.

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give them beer!

 

 

im inlove with my game character, how do i make it work?

 

Better technology.

 

I lost my dollar in a feild of plants that happen to look like dollars.

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