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try to pass em off as money

 

im bored

 

Go around impaling... :laugh:

 

My kitchen won't stop flooding for no reason...

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As far as I'm concerned, losing a body part is simply a chance for awesome augmentics.

 

So replace your missing toes with huge metal claws, so you can walk on walls.

 

I've come to the horrifying realisation that something may be living in my beard,,,

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Look straight back at them and say something crazy, that normaly freaks em out.

 

My now former friend tried to play halo by sticking it in my PS2, and when it wouldnt run he went crazy and kicked it, how to kill him?

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Look straight back at them and say something crazy, that normaly freaks em out.

 

My now former friend tried to play halo by sticking it in my PS2, and when it wouldnt run he went crazy and kicked it, how to kill him?

 

Chainsaw impalement.

 

My car has combusted while freefalling down a mountain.

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have a bbq

 

 

i have a fourth kidney sticking out my npse

 

Donate.

 

I'm being chased by a psychotoic grandma with a shotgun.

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