you know you play fallout 3 to much when...?

[Ranokoa]

When you call everyone you can find a smooth-skin.

When you try to sell water to bums and tell them that it's "Not irradiated, don't worry."

When you kill a copy, put on their uniform and think that nobody will notice because you're using the "undercover mod."

When you go around asking everyone you talk to, including your father, if they have seen a scientist because he's my dad.

When you keep asking your dad if Project Purity is done.

When you ask your dad, in front of mom, when that fling with Alison was. (Or whoever the other scientist was.)

When you go to a lepper and tell him, "No zombies allowed around here ghoul!"

When you go to a cop and report someone stealing your gum pack and tell the guard to shoot him because all crime is punished that way.

When you bring 40 cut off ears to the cops and ask for your cash prize.

When you roam around the sewers looking for "ferals"

When you shoot random people, bring out a laptop from your backpack and pound "space bar" over and over.

When you keep trying to shoot up a schoolground saying "You're not immortal now!"

When you try to hack every computer you can find.

When you walk into random houses with a gun and expect everyone to just walk calmly like you're not there.

When you go to 9nth street looking for Nova.

When you drink 40 bottles of whiskey and expect everything to be cool.

When you shoot up continually and when people ask you say "I have a jet problem, sue me it's not illegal!"

When you try to buy an 800 dollar grocery bill with 300 bottle caps.

When you walk into a random city, go to the first kid you see, shoot him in the face and say "Oh crap, there are some that can die!", then crouch in the shadows 20 feet away for 4 minutes waiting for the "heat to cool." then come back out, weapon drawn, like nothing happened and asked someone close what they saw.

When you go to the store asking how much radiation their version of brahmin milk is.

When you drink out of the same urinal you just used, then tell onlooking spectators that it's okay, you'll just take some rad-away.

When you read a forum topic about when you play too much fallout3.

 

Be well, sleep well, fight well, what does moderation mean?

~Ranokoa

[Thogun]

When you stay away from the shoreline in fear of a mirelurk atack.

[Ranokoa]

When you shoot up the town and don't reload or worry about being killed because before you started you typed in your computer TGM. So you should be fine, right?

When you go to the doctor everytime you feel a little sick and ask for your radiation levels to be measured. When inquired by the doctor, you simply say, "I think I drank out of the toilet too many times, and that's 5 rads every time!"

[XanAlderon]

When you walk into random houses, open up their fridge and take what evers inside, take the pilot light from their oven, look for random needles around the place and open their cupboards and wear their clothes. On the way out ask them if they have any quests for you.

[Povuholo]

When you crouch in plain view, open someone's pockets to examine what they're carrying, and then are surprised that they get angry at you.

 

'What? I didn't take anything!'

[liluski]

sorry for bring away for some time...lol

 

a lot of funny ones xD

 

 

 

you know you play to much fallout 3 when you see a little kid and you come up to them saying why anit you at little lamplight?

[RyukaRukario996]

You know you've played Fallout 3 to much when you try to make a deadly mini-thermonuclear explosive out of mixing Coca Cola\Pepsi Cola, with dish detergent and a soup can.