How I Love the Nexus

[Ranokoa]

How I love the Nexus - more so than my lexis – it’s the place to go.

It’s a great place to chat, so long as there be no combat, as the topics just flow.

Sit and talk, virtually stalk, possibilities are endlessly aglow.

Till one day someone had something to say, a terribly low blow.

 

“I hate you, berate you. Just shut up and cease to be.”

Then in reply, you can see why I reported them with glee.

All will be fine, at their banning I will dine in harmony.

But that wasn’t the end, as there was another message to send, said to terribly.

 

“I’ll get you back, as I can hack, and your account shall be no more.”

Banned yet there, I give a stressful glare, as I express my situation so poor.

Clever was he, to leave no traces to see, and for me locked is the door.

I’ll get my day, and I’ll have my say. I shall ensure off a building he will soar.

 

So a letter to Robin, sniffing and sobbin, I tell him of the cretin.

“Help you I can’t, despite your justified rant, as the nexus is barren.”

I understand not, what hell hath he wrought, to destroy this heaven.

At the peak of horror, with my heart ripped and tore, I awake from the virtual bludgeon.

 

I had just dreamed, it was not as it seemed, there be no reason to worry.

Till I log on, and see the picture I have drawn was not imaginary.

Distorted was the truth, for in my sleep so uncouth, I had actioned to the contrary.

For the troll you see, was indeed me. My nightmare hadn’t stopped to tarry.

 

During my rest I had become such a pest and earned myself a ban.

This was it, as I motionlessly sit, and stare as the crap hit the fan.

It was so unfair, how dare I dare. I got up and quickly ran.

Maybe if I explain, my account I shall retain, so my plea I began.

 

Understood he did, the ban he rid, and all was okay.

“Thank you so much, my heart you did touch, and I mean what I say.”

I logged in to type and explain yesterday’s hype. “Forgive me, I pray.”

“All is well,” my heart began to swell, what a wonderful day.

 

I sit in relief, as I think in absolute disbelief. My temper almost ready to explode.

“Thank you kindly for forgiving my typing blindly.” Posted, the page begins to load.

“Worry you not, the situation I got, you are welcome in the Nexus abode.”

Maybe in time I shall forget my crime and… Crap… Woke up again and I’m still banned.

 

 

 

 

 

Inspired by KDStudios

Kudos if you like it!

 

Be well, sleep well, fight well, live long.

~Ranokoa

[KDStudios]

haha, I like it!

Glad to know I helped inspire this piece of artwork ;)

Kudos because I like it!

 

Bookmarked =D

[Pushkatu]

I'm not much into this sort of art, but I sure enjoyed reading this.

[Ranokoa]

Thankss. :)

[gormonk]

XD funny as hell but also true... pleaing to the adman/ the perion who holds the ban hammer never works

[Ranokoa]

Umm.. That was NOT the message at all, and yes, it does work depending on the circumstance. They aren't evil dictators >_< They're basically just the police to help keep things together. But thank you for the comment.