Making Mod, Need "English to Script" translation

[BBoyBreezy]

Figured I would make this as easy to understand as possible, as that sometimes determines how fast you get helped lol so here's what I'm trying to accomplish:

I would really appreciate if someone helped me write this in script form. Basically I'm trying to create an item that, when equipped, allows the player to talk trash to NPC's in real-time and possibly start combat. Point is, I know what i want to happen but not how to script it : An item, where if equipped, allows the arrows (up,down,left,right) to play a different "sound" which will be a recording of speech (trash talk) and possibly an animation, followed by a chance based on PC speech level for combat to start or possibly stop. Example: player equips a bandanna, which allows you to press the up arrow and say "pardon me good sir, but your mother etc. etc." or press down arrow while IN combat and say "hold on man this is stupid etc. etc." and stop combat. This would all happen outside of dialogue menus though, SO... press up, hear some recorded dialogue, see your PC play an idle animation, the NPC near you starts attacking. Any help or "look here" or "read this" or even "this mod's script is similar look at it" advice will be MORE THAN APPRECIATED! I've been dieing to make this for a while.

 

Side Note: I do know how to piece all this together in the G.E.C.K. that's all clear. Just need someone's help for the script, any help will be recognized when/if this mod gets uploaded : )