JohannesGunn Posted December 3, 2010 Posted December 3, 2010 I'd like to lead this off with a few old ones.... What if: Rosa Parks had owned a car?Michael Jackson was an only child?Vampires were real, but only five inches tall?Aliens really DID build the pyramids?Cotton Candy came in 56 flavors?Michael Jordan liked football instead of basketball?
ub3rman123 Posted December 4, 2010 Posted December 4, 2010 She'd never hire a chauffeur. It'd have been just The Jackson.They already do exist! They wouldn't let us find out. There would be a lot more Cotton Candy Collectors around the globe.He'd have to learn how to jump horizontally.
Maharg67 Posted December 5, 2010 Posted December 5, 2010 What if the world was really flat and Columbus had sailed off the edge?What if cows came in different flavours of milk?What if the moon was really made of green cheese?What if the Leaning Tower of Pisa is straight and the rest of the world is tilted?What if TV commercials and politicians told the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?What if donut holes were entrance ways into other dimensional realms?What if pigeons were three metres tall?What if Niagara Falls flowed upwards?What if Pamela Anderson was famous for her large eyes?What if aliens built the Great Pyramid but only the one in Los Vegas?What if .....?
satanslilhelper Posted December 5, 2010 Posted December 5, 2010 "What if cows came in different flavours of milk?"What a brilliant idea! What if guinea pigs had the ability of mind control?What if outer space is a lie?What if citrus fruits were sentient?What if TV watches us? That last one has freaked me out, gonna run away and hide now...
AliasTheory Posted December 5, 2010 Posted December 5, 2010 What if bacon grew on trees?What if tacos grew on vines?What if burgers came from the ground?What if pizza came off bushes?What if black holes existed under every car's passenger seat?What if people on TV can see us?What if my roommate could get his chair back?What if Los Vegas were actually a place?What if the cake was a lie?What if the cake wasn't a lie?What if the cake?What if we are all just living in an elaborate purgatory?
paganwannbe Posted December 6, 2010 Posted December 6, 2010 what if the nexusforums closed down?what if we are aliens?what if we were still using CLI?
AliasTheory Posted December 7, 2010 Posted December 7, 2010 What if murderers are psychics who were killing people that will turn bad later?What if the TSA is really just trying to get into your pants?What if the above poster was an alien?What if the above poster was actually trying to shut down these forums?What if the above poster was actually an alien trying to shut down the Nexus Forums?What if OP actually posted some more questions?What if grass were blue?What if rain really was just some big dude up there taking a leak?What if the Cookie Monster ate vegetables? Like forever?What if I dropped a lightsaber upside down?What if there is no pot of gold at the end of the rainbow?What if I had bubblegum eyeballs?What if I could arbitrarily breed any two animals (ie: Donkey + Lobster = Donkster)?What if everyone just switched to Google Chrome? What if I ate myself?What if someone actually answered my questions?What if I stopped asking so many questions?What if I didn't?What if?
paganwannbe Posted December 7, 2010 Posted December 7, 2010 what if I wasn't herewhat if Alias was sanewhat if Blue was not crazy what if everybody had nuke's what if someone put laxatives in all the food?what if you are allergic to honey buns?what if windows doesn't exist what if I'm a conspiracy theoristwhat if I'm a G-man what if I'm from the IRS (would you be afraid very afraid)what if I was chuck norris?
AliasTheory Posted December 7, 2010 Posted December 7, 2010 That one is easy. Nearly all lightsabers have a pressure sensor. So, it would only turn on when there is pressure applied on the handle, not possible to turn it on without holding it. It would turn off when you let go of it. However there are rare lightsabers without it. So I guess if you drop it on the metal floor it would cut through it, quite a bit, then when the hilt itself hits the floor, it would bounce up and land on its side.Out of curiosity, may I have a source? Is it somewhere on the Wookiepedia? For the rare lightsabers, I was thinking if you could hypothetically drop it straight down on the same plane it would just cut forever, and thus fall forever since the hilt never contacts a solid surface. Wouldn't the saber make a hole in the ground? Anyway. I will be back later.
paganwannbe Posted December 7, 2010 Posted December 7, 2010 what if a lightsaber made contact with a star?what I didn't just say that?what if I could play Amnesia: The Dark Descent?what if my cat wasn't lying on me keyboardwhat if someone super glued your hands to your keyboard
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