BabyOxide Posted September 22, 2006 Share Posted September 22, 2006 Played Oblivion over and over , has not gone into main quest, and got bored, ? thousand of mods, most conflicts, and dunno what to choose ?? if ya like me who replayed for i lost count and still has yet to enter the main quest cos the darn game is so huge !!, lol try this,, Warning: Role-Play Breaker !! lol download, COMPANION SHARE AND RECRUITand Gardening things to piss off your neighbour (in-game) 1) plant stuff all over the front door and on the roofs of neighbours2) use those bamboo like stalks and make grand walkway to your front door3) use comp share and swap all the armor and stuff between guards and beggars, so that the beggars look like guards... (this is really lame)4) enchant armour with dam health and equip it on enemies run around until they die for no reason :P 5) if you ahve downloaded some static level mod or lvl 100 mods, this following may not work enchant a weapon with command human & creatures for 4 secs up to lvl 25 max.attack any would be mobs and then immediately use the companion order spell on them to make them fight for you, if there are two or more mobs in the areas use an invisible spell grab a popsorn sit and relax, and enjoy the show... 5b) take all thier weapons and drop it else where and watch them race each other to the weapon (not too far) 6) do the above to battle mages and watch the fight all day (real time) while your ass makes a hole in your chair (real life), they have heal spells lol, add a weapon chanted with absorb health and watch them fight for eternity... ( also add a silenced armour or they'll started using spells) 7) grab a dremora spell and use comp share to get his weapon, then put the weapon into an enemykeep repeating till the enemy is burdend and can't move, (preferably do this to battlemages with damn good staffs and position them near your door, makes damn good guards !!)OR you can keep them for arrow practice, try from different angles, make them suffer ! 8) lamp post ... dun understand ? sames methods, except enchant them with LIGHT amours , and water walking, position them on water to look like a bouy / lighthouse wahahahaha (exteremly lame) 9) make anyone look like pin cusion with the above method.. 10) play "DROP DEAD" with npcs in a 100 feet area.., make paralyze 3 secs for 100 area, should not cost too mcuh to cast.. watch every one fall down wahhahaa 11) same goes for frenzy i think nvr really worked... 12) strip all guards of thier armour ( slap them with military order for not wearing armour ) 12a ) attack them and lead them to the nearest jail and then get a lock spell ( some mods) and lock them in 13) burdened the king and rape the queen with arrows, if ya male14) vice versa if ya female... lol get your gf/bf/husband/wife to watch you do it.. lol 15) if ya using nakid mods .. USE UR IMAGINATION with the above mentioned tricks 16) swap the king cloths with the queen or swap the queen cloth with the female maid/servant 17)murder the castle guards, bring in a fleet of BURDENED arrow shooting mobs positioned near the throne room , hide in a corner with invisibility / sneak wait patiently till the king and queen gets assualted and watch them defend them selves... 18 ) repeat the above in a small section in town, a group of 5 or 6 will just be fine, raise an alarm so that all the guards chases you then lead them to the center of attraction and hide... watch the FUN... 19) funny thing about companion order is if it works on a particular mobs creature, every one else of the same mob are affected, so far i only tried in a dungeon and am not sure if it extends out of the dungeon as well, what i am about to try soon is bring the entire army to flollow you and invade cities :P technically u have to walk and cannot fast travel or they get lost and appears a few days later somehow stuck at the gate, 20 and the last for tonight) this is really dumb and boring but interasting to note the physics of the gameget a basket, go to any tall areas, on top of a wall / statue / roof tops preferably flat .. 2 ways to do this, certain items stack in inventory but splits in real time , bones for example, weapons,some food stack some splits, if you are just testing the physics of certain items weapons / bones will do just nice, stand at the edge and drop them all at one go but doing the drop as you would , shift click in inventory on items that stack or if you wanna add some fruits to the nearby tree, or bush, note you have to be standing so you must be near the tree on higher ground, if little chance for success (unless my game is buggy !!) you will sometimes get the stuff stuck in mid air..do that to trees it look somewhat like it bearing fruit lol where the basket comes in you ask ,,instead of having multiple fruits drop in 1 cluster, you drop them first 1 by 1 into the basket then you kick the basket off the roof buy running into it ... or casting a spell at it.. if it "FALLS to the ground" with all the fruits/ food still in it ... go to your nearest gambling post and buy a lotto / 4d / toto / what ever chance games you migth have... lol (items get lost and drop below ground in rare cases be forewarned :P 1 had only one case where it drops and there is nothing in it or nearby... wtf !! the missing mystery !! amazing physics i might add.. ----BabyOxide,, your typical gamer with seriously too much time !! 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Povuholo Posted September 22, 2006 Share Posted September 22, 2006 Other things to do:Go bowling with sigil stones and potions"push" people up to the sky with a sigil stone and telekinesis spell.Play golf with a pearl, basket and rake.Get drunk with the Inebriation mod (now has the option to brew your own drinks! Sweet...) in your favourite tavern! Mine is the Bloated Float. Lure a large group of monsters (goblins 8) ) out of a cave, into a city. Or a settlement, if you want the monsters to succeed conquering. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cryocry Posted September 22, 2006 Share Posted September 22, 2006 Another: Get all the bones/usless crap you can find. Type tcl in the console, and fly really high in the air. Drop everything, one by one, in the air (they won't fall). Open up the console, type tgm, and retype tcl (type tgm to escape death). After you retype tcl, you will fall, along with you're other items, from the sky. You'll fall faster than the items. When you land on the ground, untype tgm (unless you have been claimed by its awesome power), and wait for you're items to fall from the sky. You'll see what happens afterward, but, if you're not a noob, I'll tell you. The items, when they hit the ground, fly all over the place (I tryed it really high above Dive Rock, and when I went to the IC, I saw a bone outside the stables!). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mali Kit Posted September 22, 2006 Share Posted September 22, 2006 Other things to do:Go bowling with sigil stones and potions"push" people up to the sky with a sigil stone and telekinesis spell.Play golf with a pearl, basket and rake.Get drunk with the Inebriation mod (now has the option to brew your own drinks! Sweet...) in your favourite tavern! Mine is the Bloated Float. Lure a large group of monsters (goblins 8) ) out of a cave, into a city. Or a settlement, if you want the monsters to succeed conquering. You can get drunk? sweet i'm going to try this first thing in the morning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nintendocrazed Posted September 22, 2006 Share Posted September 22, 2006 I just thought of a different thing you could do with bones. Take a bunch of bones you find, drop em' all, and drag em' around to make a huge skeleton shape on the ground out of bones! YAAAAAAYYYY!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abramul Posted September 22, 2006 Share Posted September 22, 2006 Reminds me of the House Dagoth bonelord and his gold-pieces Dagoth emblem... Get a bunch of fruit or such, drop them (make sure they don't stack), and use drag (z) to position them. Once you get each one in position, open the console, click on it, and type tcl. This *should* work, although I haven't tested it yet. I'll also see if drag works on an object while collisions are disabled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Povuholo Posted September 23, 2006 Share Posted September 23, 2006 Reminds me of the House Dagoth bonelord and his gold-pieces Dagoth emblem... Get a bunch of fruit or such, drop them (make sure they don't stack), and use drag (z) to position them. Once you get each one in position, open the console, click on it, and type tcl. This *should* work, although I haven't tested it yet. I'll also see if drag works on an object while collisions are disabled. Doesn't work I think. Even when you toggle the collision on an object off, you can still throw it around and it won't fall through statics. I want my pillow forts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mali Kit Posted September 23, 2006 Share Posted September 23, 2006 Other things to do:Go bowling with sigil stones and potions"push" people up to the sky with a sigil stone and telekinesis spell.Play golf with a pearl, basket and rake.Get drunk with the Inebriation mod (now has the option to brew your own drinks! Sweet...) in your favourite tavern! Mine is the Bloated Float. Lure a large group of monsters (goblins 8) ) out of a cave, into a city. Or a settlement, if you want the monsters to succeed conquering. How can you brew your own wine? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Povuholo Posted September 23, 2006 Share Posted September 23, 2006 How can you brew your own wine? You have to download the mod and read the readme (It's called READ ME for a reason) Part of the readme: New to 1.2 is the ability to brew your own wine, beer, and cider. To brew beer find you have to find a still (these are often in inns and taverns). Then put into the still 10 pieces of either wheat, potatoes, rice, or flour. Any mixed number of those that adds up to ten will work. The mixture will then ferment for three days with yeast, hops, and other spices in the still to provide you will a whole load of beer. *For those of you who want it more rp just go to the Skingrad Vinyards and find a brewing guide lying on a cart. Want to make wine? No problem, just head on over to Skingrad's outlying vinyards or Bruma's Jerall View Inn. Now you have two options. You can get grape juice by stomping it in the grape barrel. To use the grape barrel, activate the barrel and put as many grapes as you want in there and just hop into the barrel and start stepping and jumping to mash up those grapes. Grape juice is produced from this. Then take this grape juice and stick ten of them in a nearby keg (the ones of double X stands). The wine will take at least a week to age, but if you want you can leave it there for additional weeks (up to a month) the wine will age. These aged, player grown wines can fetch a good price and the rp value is great as well. Want to make cider? Stick at least three apples into the wine press to make apple juice. You can put ten bottles of apple juice into a still and three days later you'll have cidar. You can also use apple juice in a keg to make wine just like with grapes, but with a chance to make apple brandy if you keep it in a cask long enough. Bottoms up everyone! If you want to get to the vineyards fast type "coc SkingradUurasSheepfold". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abramul Posted September 23, 2006 Share Posted September 23, 2006 Another option for that which could be interesting: Take the apple brandy to (someone in Bruma), who will make it into applejack. Actually, it looks like the current version may not allow brewing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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