psychoslaphead Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 It's late in my heavily modded game. I came, I saw, and I conquered. I have the enormous custom castle, houses everywhere, piles of gold, buffed out body and the trophy wife. What next? I decided to see what the other side was like. So I wanted to try to marry the un-marriageable and live like they do. After some searching through various ruins, I found 5 interesting candidates: Candidate #1: "Bandit" http://i1299.photobucket.com/albums/ag64/djheraeus/Skyrim%20Other/Bride1_zpsgmwjeppc.jpg Candidate #2: "Bandit Outlaw" http://i1299.photobucket.com/albums/ag64/djheraeus/Skyrim%20Other/Bride2_zpsrnwjkqt5.jpg Candidate #3: "Bandit Chief" http://i1299.photobucket.com/albums/ag64/djheraeus/Skyrim%20Other/Bride5_zpsvfsbch5b.jpg Candidate #4: "Novice Ice Mage" http://i1299.photobucket.com/albums/ag64/djheraeus/Skyrim%20Other/Bride4_zps2yovl5ys.jpg Candidate #5: "Apprentice Conjurer" http://i1299.photobucket.com/albums/ag64/djheraeus/Skyrim%20Other/Bride3_zpstezcbpkn.jpg Tough choice, but I ultimately decided to go with #3. I just thought it would be cool to have a wife named "Bandit" (I would have gone with just plain "Bandit", but she walked and talked a little too masculine for me). Plus Bandit Chief had that cool Nord female accent. Sooo...I pop the question, she accepts and off to Riften we go. Things did not go so well the next day: http://i1299.photobucket.com/albums/ag64/djheraeus/Skyrim%20Other/Fight1_zpsyrpo8ett.jpg One of my castle guards, who apparently had a homo crush on me, objected to the wedding. It was a scene almost right out of Kill Bill. Dead bodies in the temple, but with my proposed bride walking out saying she never wanted to see me again. So after much grovelling and foot rubbing, she forgave me and we tried again: http://i1299.photobucket.com/albums/ag64/djheraeus/Skyrim%20Other/Bandit1_zps9jhsuibt.jpg We make it to the altar, but then it happened: http://i1299.photobucket.com/albums/ag64/djheraeus/Skyrim%20Other/Bandit2_zpse4guwevs.jpg This time, my castle blacksmith apparently has the hots for me as well. I thought she looked a little tense during the ceremony - refusing to sit with Lydia. At least she waited until the ceremony was complete before she blew up. Anyway, the waifu beats her down and we hightail it out of town. Now we have to decide where to live: http://i1299.photobucket.com/albums/ag64/djheraeus/Skyrim%20Other/Bandit3_zpsps9uj6w9.jpg No choice really - we head for her place: http://i1299.photobucket.com/albums/ag64/djheraeus/Skyrim%20Other/Bandit4_zpst8264hfd.jpg No roof over our heads, but all is well. For now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oubliette Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 That was kind of hilarious. Thanks for sharing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
totalwar13 Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 haha thats cool man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psychoslaphead Posted April 20, 2015 Author Share Posted April 20, 2015 Well, it didn't take long for trouble to start in my new clan. LMAO http://i1299.photobucket.com/albums/ag64/djheraeus/Skyrim%20Other/Inheritance_zps1bvotf53.jpg Oh wait, I'm supposed to be sad...sniff...sniff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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