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Love Ballad of Mannimarco


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The Love Ballad of Mannimarco*

 

Who's the necromancer

who puts the "romance" in "necromancer"?

Who's the life and death enhancer

and most talented grave-top dancer?

Mannimarco,

you break my heart-o,

Mannimarco.

Who's the raiser of the dead

all the girls are dying to meet?

Who made fashion history

dressing black from head to feet?

Mannimarco,

you break my heart-o,

Mannimarco.

Who seduces all the ladies

and he likes the mens-folk, too!

Who likes kinky things like choking

till your face a-turning blue?

Mannimarco,

You break my heart-o,

Mannimarco

Mannimarco has the sexy way he always rrrrolls the "r"

But mages they get jealous when The Marco he's a star ...

So burned up with envy was that insipid guild,

the Mannimarco they say he must-a be killed!

How the vile Crusader glowered as The Marco say, "Why frown?"

Mannimarco-gigolo have plenty to go around!

But the new Archmage was jealous, maybe of the Worm King Gown,

and Mannimarco, beautiful prince, the tawdry Archmage struck him down!

*sniffle*

Now my restless soul is stored

in the pommel of a sword ...

*sniffle*

Poor Mannimarco,

sweet Mannimarco,

you break a-my heart-o,

Mannimarco.

 

* Sing it to the tune of any Italian love song you like -- in terms of style "That's Amore" wouldn't be too far off -- but for full effect be sure your "r"'s are well-rolled ...

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