RatcatcherOfKvatch Posted December 19, 2010 Share Posted December 19, 2010 The Love Ballad of Mannimarco* Who's the necromancerwho puts the "romance" in "necromancer"?Who's the life and death enhancerand most talented grave-top dancer?Mannimarco,you break my heart-o,Mannimarco.Who's the raiser of the deadall the girls are dying to meet?Who made fashion historydressing black from head to feet?Mannimarco,you break my heart-o,Mannimarco.Who seduces all the ladiesand he likes the mens-folk, too!Who likes kinky things like chokingtill your face a-turning blue?Mannimarco,You break my heart-o,MannimarcoMannimarco has the sexy way he always rrrrolls the "r"But mages they get jealous when The Marco he's a star ...So burned up with envy was that insipid guild,the Mannimarco they say he must-a be killed!How the vile Crusader glowered as The Marco say, "Why frown?"Mannimarco-gigolo have plenty to go around!But the new Archmage was jealous, maybe of the Worm King Gown,and Mannimarco, beautiful prince, the tawdry Archmage struck him down!*sniffle*Now my restless soul is storedin the pommel of a sword ...*sniffle*Poor Mannimarco,sweet Mannimarco,you break a-my heart-o,Mannimarco. * Sing it to the tune of any Italian love song you like -- in terms of style "That's Amore" wouldn't be too far off -- but for full effect be sure your "r"'s are well-rolled ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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