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Damn does blasted sheep! At least we have the secret weapon. Tech expert Keanu, if you read this repair this weapon and test it. I want results

 

"im afraid keanu can't do that broken" "you see we have him now he does what i say" "sheep hunt down that weapon and destroy it!! we can't let the enemy have it"

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Ah great news. The main fleet is here, just as I expected. XO, your orders are to lead the fleet and lead us to victory. The world depends on you, son. Also Keanu is with us, cured from your little tricks. Humans have won, stop your fighting and submit to our greatness Edited by brokenergy
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Ah great news. The main fleet is here, just as I expected. XO, your orders are to lead the fleet and lead us to victory. The world depends on you son.

 

*builds our own fleet based on stolen schematics and orders them to engage your fleet and to destroy the secret weapon* *and fires all anti matter bombs at your fleet and sits back as the debris of your fleet floods the sky*

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EDIT: Erm, hollowman, you dont know where our fleet is. Its not orbiting earth anymore...

 

 

Men! Belay orders for Operation EndWar. New orders to secure Keanumoreira.

First step: Destroy the incoming forces.

Second step: Advance on position 433'43'45'214

Third step: Engage enemy defenders. Anything you need you've got for this mission.

Final step: Get Keanumoreira to safety and Exfil through helicopter.

 

*Changes to VHF212, or base megaphone system*

Everyone! Sheep are incoming on the base! Go to condition 1, and grab everything from the armories. Arm up men! We will not fail!

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EDIT: Erm, hollowman, you dont know where our fleet is. Its not orbiting earth anymore...

 

 

Men! Belay orders for Operation EndWar. New orders to secure Keanumoreira.

First step: Destroy the incoming forces.

Second step: Advance on position 433'43'45'214

Third step: Engage enemy defenders. Anything you need you've got for this mission.

Final step: Get Keanumoreira to safety and Exfil through helicopter.

 

*Changes to VHF212, or base megaphone system*

Everyone! Sheep are incoming on the base! Go to condition 1, and grab everything from the armories. Arm up men! We will not fail!

 

 

*pulls gun on keanu* "surrender now or i will kill keanu!!!" *then sends out mutated sheep that all have special ability's to commander's fleet, then fires emp bombs that disables everything including your weapons, and has the sheep aboard the sheep fleet abandon it and return to <insert planet name here>

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Crap! *rushes to put the flames out*

 

Medic! Get her to the field hospital!

*Grabs megaphone*

This is the XO, Now taking command.

I want a 3 man detachment to this room now!

*Charges forward and grabs trapiki*

Men, take this one to the Secure Vault. Make sure that you turn on the WitchDoctor Immobilizer.

 

EDIT: *holds a flamethrower at trapiki, in the room where she cant go all witchdoctor like*

Release Keanu or I roast this sheep. Dont think I wont do it!

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Crap! *rushes to put the flames out*

 

Medic! Get her to the field hospital!

*Grabs megaphone*

This is the XO, Now taking command.

I want a 3 man detachment to this room now!

*Charges forward and grabs trapiki*

Men, take this one to the Secure Vault. Make sure that you turn on the WitchDoctor Immobilizer.

 

*orders the mutated sheep to save trapiki and then shoots keanu, killing him instantly* oh and *launches napalm on the parts of the fleet thats on fire :D enjoy your new blazing fleet :D

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Ow! It burns... Just Kidding

 

That girl looks exactly like me and it worked. You didn't know sheep? I'm hiding in an underground bunker in a disclosed location, issueing commands. You cannot stop us!

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