CommanderCrazy Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 Radio frequency 807-ENEMY-secure.Hollowman. I am wishing you a congratulations on destroying a worthless husk. Earth was abandoned approximately 2 years and 5 months ago. You were too late.Send your dreadnoughts to the location of this frequency. Come on, I know you have me on trace. Send them. Send them all and I might leave one.One without crew, weapons or any tech worth a dollar or two.Frequency 807-ENEMY-secure, closed. Trace data was not scrambled. Commander, VGhleSBoYXZlIGJlZW4gYmFpdGVkLiBPdXIgZnVsbCBmbGVldCBoYXMgdW5kZXJnb25lIHVwZ3JhZGVzIHRoYXQgaGF2ZSBwdXQgdXMgYSBmdXJ0aGVyIDIwMCB5ZWFycyBvZiB0ZWNoIGFoZWFkIG9mIHRoZSBlbmVteS4NCkdyYWIgdGhlIGRyaW5rLiBUaGlzIHdpbGwgYmUgYSBzaG93Li4u. <<4 hours later>> 'This is the ASMF main fleet to the XO.'XO, send report.'They fell in to the trap. 8 A-Class Dreadnoughts have been crippled to the point of no repair and 4 were destroyed completely. 13 B-Class supercarriers were destroyed. 1 A-Class heavy fighter was lost, and that is all.'Very well done. We know well enough that what was achieved today was, although a great victory, has only made a small dent in their fleet. Head back to the **Superencrypted** Fleetyard for rearm and repair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hollowman125 Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 Radio frequency 807-ENEMY-secure.Hollowman. I am wishing you a congratulations on destroying a worthless husk. Earth was abandoned approximately 2 years and 5 months ago. You were too late.Send your dreadnoughts to the location of this frequency. Come on, I know you have me on trace. Send them. Send them all and I might leave one.One without crew, weapons or any tech worth a dollar or two.Frequency 807-ENEMY-secure, closed. Trace data was not scrambled. Commander, VGhleSBoYXZlIGJlZW4gYmFpdGVkLiBPdXIgZnVsbCBmbGVldCBoYXMgdW5kZXJnb25lIHVwZ3JhZGVzIHRoYXQgaGF2ZSBwdXQgdXMgYSBmdXJ0aGVyIDIwMCB5ZWFycyBvZiB0ZWNoIGFoZWFkIG9mIHRoZSBlbmVteS4NCkdyYWIgdGhlIGRyaW5rLiBUaGlzIHdpbGwgYmUgYSBzaG93Li4u. <<4 hours later>> 'This is the ASMF main fleet to the XO.'XO, send report.'They fell in to the trap. 8 A-Class Dreadnoughts have been crippled to the point of no repair and 4 were destroyed completely. 13 B-Class supercarriers were destroyed. 1 A-Class heavy fighter was lost, and that is all.'Very well done. We know well enough that what was achieved today was, although a great victory, has only made a small dent in their fleet. Head back to the **Superencrypted** Fleetyard for rearm and repair. oh well *charges the ion cannon we somehow have all of a sudden and fires the laser at the ASMF main fleet destroying it and killing the entire crew :D* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadimos Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 (edited) all you sexy sheep in this thread come here for some *censored* *peep*, i am the big bad wolf. hahahaha! imagery cannot be provided. ps: there are no children in this thread, are there? Edited January 31, 2011 by Nadimos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderCrazy Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 "oh well *charges the ion cannon we somehow have all of a sudden and fires the laser at the ASMF main fleet destroying it and killing the entire crew " So much for being dead... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hollowman125 Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 *retreats into a false black hole that was built years ago to help bolster our defense, activate all shields at full force, rescue any surviving sheep, and prepare all machines to hold off the fleet* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RZ1029 Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 *accidentally pushes the big red button labeled EVAC on the Fleet Command panel*'Oh dang it... guess this'll be a ground war.'*watches as all the ships jettison their personnel carriers, loaded with crews and group troops shortly before most of the fleet detonates*'Putting in that button was such a stupid idea.'*keys radio*'All personnel carriers, this is Fleet Command, we're taking the fight to them. Set course for the coordinates I've sent you, looks like this'll be a ground war.' ((My part in attempting to turn this into a epic sheep vs anti-sheep ground war.)) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hollowman125 Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 *accidentally pushes the big red button labeled EVAC on the Fleet Command panel*'Oh dang it... guess this'll be a ground war.'*watches as all the ships jettison their personnel carriers, loaded with crews and group troops shortly before most of the fleet detonates*'Putting in that button was such a stupid idea.'*keys radio*'All personnel carriers, this is Fleet Command, we're taking the fight to them. Set course for the coordinates I've sent you, looks like this'll be a ground war.' ((My part in attempting to turn this into a epic sheep vs anti-sheep ground war.)) *arms every sheep we have and sends them to repel the mass army, and sends out all tanks and other vehicles* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderCrazy Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 XO to fleet. Frequency 670.'Fleet Admiral here'Send all ground troops to the 'Eagle' for loadout. Arm them with the prototype ExoSuits.'Received. Further orders?'After they are armed, send them to stanby co-ordinates **Superencrypted** for drop. That is all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deleted1848331User Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 With Halo destroyed, I order the Ice Fleet back to our homeworld of Kholo. http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100411135324/halo/images/thumb/b/b2/Kholo.png/818px-Kholo.png *Ice Fleet arrives*"Deploy shields at full force."*Impenetrable shields deployed, one that only sheep can penetrate* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brokenergy Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 Admiral: Commander! Commander: Yes Admiral? A: We are under attack! C: By sheep? A: Yes but... they are different now. Cyborgs... I think? C: Blast it! They must have improved faster then we thought. *On the com* Men! We are under attack! All personnel to their stations! I repeat, We are under attack! All personnel to their stations! A: Shall I request for assistance, Commander? C: No, these sheep are pretty useless. They can't even get their programming right. These cyborgs will be disposed of with ease. And Admiral? A: Yes Commander? *shoot's the Admiral in the arm* C: Don't disturb me again during my coffee time. It's the only time that I don't have to worry about sheep and enjoy my coffee. Also tell the pilot to set course to the Serpent Nebula, I plan to lose the sheep there. A: *In pain* Yes... Commander... Ah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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