GrueMaster Posted April 4, 2011 Share Posted April 4, 2011 (edited) Nooooo they are recruiting again, lets stand up to these terrorist and bring down there regime Technically, I'm breeding more forces, and quite frankly, my grues hate sheep and their gods, includingthe Norse ones, so now you've ticked them off with your wooly presence... >:( >:*sends very angry grues to attack ThorEnjoy their "hospitality"...while you're still alive... :devil:Um... Ginger, hes on our side!!!!!!!! He meant the sheep were recruiting!oops...uh, sorry about that (mixed you up for VikingSheep or whatever his name is...bloody sheep :mad: ).I'll recall those grues and send you a free plush grue for compensation (coming soon to ASMF stores near you!). *Grues start cuddling with Thor in a strange show of affection :huh: Oh, I forgot, my grues have a natural ability to tell friend from foe (hence the wierd cuddling...), so thank god (I mean me, heh-heh) for that. self-FAIL Edited April 4, 2011 by GrueMaster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GodKingVivec Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 http://www.americasmattress.com/media/images/interior/serta-mattress.jpg(computer voice) *SHEEP DISTRACTION UNIT DEPLOYED* Sheeps are compelled to jump over the mattress repeatedly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrueMaster Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 http://www.americasmattress.com/media/images/interior/serta-mattress.jpg(computer voice) *SHEEP DISTRACTION UNIT DEPLOYED* Sheeps are compelled to jump over the mattress repeatedly. Blast it!! I was going to get that set up (the exact same pic, too!)! :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krimzin Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 (edited) Fire the "LASER!" Edited April 5, 2011 by krimzin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helol Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 ....Fail...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GodKingVivec Posted April 6, 2011 Share Posted April 6, 2011 What was fail? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brokenergy Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 Bah! Kill them! Kill them all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrueMaster Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 (edited) Bah! Kill them! Kill them all! That will be easy. My grue stalkers have sabotaged the sheep fleets.Their ships' armor and shield technology have been severely weakened without being detected.One or two shots from my fighter's Gauss cannons could destroy a heavy frigate easily. Unfortunately, one of my grue handlers thought to hide behind it (he forgot to feed the grues first, of course),so now my ship has been soiled with his remains and is inoperable in drydock for cleaning.I can, however, lend some grues for our forces to use, just need some ships to provide transport (just don't tempt them for a meal!). Edited April 13, 2011 by GrueMaster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GodKingVivec Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 Ill mount a direct attack on their ships with Thundaga, nuetralizing their ships and stunning or killing the crew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GodKingVivec Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 ..... Umm... Did we win? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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