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Sir! I've been commisioned by B.E. to join the sheep resistance! If you could give me the orders to take down these fluffly menaces, then we'll have some full bellies awaiting us back at camp! :devil:

 

*builds mind controlling helmet and puts it on kean then gives him weapons and has him fight for the sheep cause*

 

Nice try you wool scum, but I'm a tech expert, which means I can't subcum to mind control if a barrier surrounds me.

 

*Fires one of his troops at him* You'll never win do you hear me? NEVER! Muhahahah!!!! :devil:

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Sir! I've been commisioned by B.E. to join the sheep resistance! If you could give me the orders to take down these fluffly menaces, then we'll have some full bellies awaiting us back at camp! :devil:

 

*builds mind controlling helmet and puts it on kean then gives him weapons and has him fight for the sheep cause*

 

Nice try you wool scum, but I'm a tech expert, which means I can't subcum to mind control if a barrier surrounds me.

 

*Fires one of his troops at him* You'll never win do you hear me? NEVER! Muhahahah!!!! :devil:

 

"not a single thing hit me assassin," *creates a zombie sheep virus (still questioning this?) and injects him with it :D*

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* Takes shrooms & starts a visual experince filled with organs and bloody violence*

 

* Wakes up 12 hours later at a ASMF outpost *

 

PS: * Looks around, see's pilles of dead ppl. Wonders what happend *

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Sir! I've been commisioned by B.E. to join the sheep resistance! If you could give me the orders to take down these fluffly menaces, then we'll have some full bellies awaiting us back at camp! :devil:

 

*builds mind controlling helmet and puts it on kean then gives him weapons and has him fight for the sheep cause*

 

Nice try you wool scum, but I'm a tech expert, which means I can't subcum to mind control if a barrier surrounds me.

 

*Fires one of his troops at him* You'll never win do you hear me? NEVER! Muhahahah!!!! :devil:

 

"not a single thing hit me assassin," *creates a zombie sheep virus (still questioning this?) and injects him with it :D*

 

Already created a vaccine for such a thing. :tongue:

 

*Shoots Hollowman with a freeze ray.* FREEZE! :laugh:

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Nonononono, you didnt see dead people, you saw dead sheep. The drugs are still in you.

You are sitting in a dump full of the inedible meat.

 

Keanu. Orders from high command is to head south to a secluded supply dump, load each MRLS full, then barrage their airfield. Make sure you use XC7 rockets.

The shield piercing ones. :devil:

 

Wait, I have received authorization codes for nuclear ordinance. Throw one N6 nuke last on the MRLS rail, and only fire if you have a confirmed kill of the shield bearer from your long range spotter.

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Sir! I've been commisioned by B.E. to join the sheep resistance! If you could give me the orders to take down these fluffly menaces, then we'll have some full bellies awaiting us back at camp! :devil:

 

*builds mind controlling helmet and puts it on kean then gives him weapons and has him fight for the sheep cause*

 

Nice try you wool scum, but I'm a tech expert, which means I can't subcum to mind control if a barrier surrounds me.

 

*Fires one of his troops at him* You'll never win do you hear me? NEVER! Muhahahah!!!! :devil:

 

"not a single thing hit me assassin," *creates a zombie sheep virus (still questioning this?) and injects him with it :D*

 

Already created a vaccine for such a thing. :tongue:

 

*Shoots Hollowman with a freeze ray.* FREEZE! :laugh:

 

*somehow melts the ice and makes another virus that counters the vaccine, an and injects him again, then sits back and watches him turn into a zombie sheep*

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*Creates an antidote and prevention immunisation in a lab, then injects it into myself, keanu, and every other resistance member*

 

http://www.army.mil/-images/2007/05/11/4916/army.mil-2007-05-16-143408.jpg

 

Keanu is now firing missiles by the way. Your airfield is doomed.

 

creates ANOTHER virus that bypasses the antidote and anything else you make thats designed to combat the virus :devil:

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Sir! I've been commisioned by B.E. to join the sheep resistance! If you could give me the orders to take down these fluffly menaces, then we'll have some full bellies awaiting us back at camp! :devil:

 

*builds mind controlling helmet and puts it on kean then gives him weapons and has him fight for the sheep cause*

 

Nice try you wool scum, but I'm a tech expert, which means I can't subcum to mind control if a barrier surrounds me.

 

*Fires one of his troops at him* You'll never win do you hear me? NEVER! Muhahahah!!!! :devil:

 

"not a single thing hit me assassin," *creates a zombie sheep virus (still questioning this?) and injects him with it :D*

 

Already created a vaccine for such a thing. :tongue:

 

*Shoots Hollowman with a freeze ray.* FREEZE! :laugh:

 

*somehow melts the ice and makes another virus that counters the vaccine, an and injects him again, then sits back and watches him turn into a zombie sheep*

 

Laughs as he mutates my clone. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! :teehee:

 

Commander: Aye Aye Sir, moving to carry out orders.

 

Setting up the SAMS. FIRE! :devil:

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Sir! I've been commisioned by B.E. to join the sheep resistance! If you could give me the orders to take down these fluffly menaces, then we'll have some full bellies awaiting us back at camp! :devil:

 

*builds mind controlling helmet and puts it on kean then gives him weapons and has him fight for the sheep cause*

 

Nice try you wool scum, but I'm a tech expert, which means I can't subcum to mind control if a barrier surrounds me.

 

*Fires one of his troops at him* You'll never win do you hear me? NEVER! Muhahahah!!!! :devil:

 

"not a single thing hit me assassin," *creates a zombie sheep virus (still questioning this?) and injects him with it :D*

 

Already created a vaccine for such a thing. :tongue:

 

*Shoots Hollowman with a freeze ray.* FREEZE! :laugh:

 

*somehow melts the ice and makes another virus that counters the vaccine, an and injects him again, then sits back and watches him turn into a zombie sheep*

 

Laughs as he mutates my clone. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! :teehee:

 

Commander: Aye Aye Sir, moving to carry out orders.

 

Setting up the SAMS. FIRE! :devil:

 

to bad i made the cloned sheep design a shield that delfects anything that touches it, wait is that your missiles bouncing of the shield and heading straight to you?

 

 

edit: don't reply to this comment the reply thing in the center of the comment keeps getting bigger, its ridiculous

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