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'Sup Y'all. I think Newbies is an odd name for people who are new to this place, since the antonym for newbies would probably be a proffesional. And calling someone a pro to a place sounds weird. Anyways, I should probably give a brief bio eh.

 

I'm Stanley Richards, if you couldn't already tell. I've just turned 14, so I'm finally a full fledged teenager, so I'm allowed to do what all teenagers do; gossip, and fap to pornographic websites which they find in five seconds through google, knowing it'll be years till they get some ass. /foreveralone.jpg. I live in Singapore, which means you are qualified to send me private messages containing racist comments. I play games, lots of games. Team Fortress 2, Oblivion, Dragon Age Origins, Bad Company 2, Black Ops, Magicka, Baldur's Gate 1 and 2, Planescape Torment, Neverwinter Nights, Peggle, Portal, The Witcher, Half Life series, Super Meat Boy and Deus Ex, just to name a few. Oddly, I don't have Mass Effect in my library. I should probably get it. I'm 174cm, and around the average weight for my age. HONEST. I love spicy foods, hate sweet foods (except cakes).

 

I joined this forum 'cause I was bored. No really, I was really really really really really really really bored. I'm so bored that I typed out all those "really"s, instead of copypasting them. I'm so bored that I'm listening to some guy with a monotonous voice read verses from the bible, even if I'm not a christian. Also, because I love Oblivion, and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff and stugg and stuff and stuff and studd and mods. I play the sexophone. Sexophone sexophone sexophone sexophone sexopronz.

 

I want to grow up to be an ex-person, because it has an x in it and sounds really cool.

 

And the ponies

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Welcome to Nexus. Please avoid talking about "XXX" stuff. We can understand a joke as long as it's just one and it doesn't continue. Anyway, I'm sure that you'll find a lot of cool things to look at around here, or even read, if you like to. :thumbsup:

 

 

Cheers,

Pushkatu!

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Welcome to Nexus. Please avoid talking about "XXX" stuff. We can understand a joke as long as it's just one and it doesn't continue. Anyway, I'm sure that you'll find a lot of cool things to look at around here, or even read, if you like to. :thumbsup:

 

 

Cheers,

Pushkatu!

 

 

My apologies, It'll just be for this introduction, I can edit it if you want.

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Welcome to Nexus. Please avoid talking about "XXX" stuff. We can understand a joke as long as it's just one and it doesn't continue. Anyway, I'm sure that you'll find a lot of cool things to look at around here, or even read, if you like to. :thumbsup:

 

 

Cheers,

Pushkatu!

 

 

My apologies, It'll just be for this introduction, I can edit it if you want.

to change it now would be to doubt yourself

just keep the sex stuff to a minimum, and yes i know that isnt 100% possible

trust me, being 18, i have raging hormones

 

so welcome... enjoy your stay! or ill burn your foot off

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Except people that just ask to be banned. :tongue:

 

We are a bunch of friendly folks here, so feel free to join the group. If you're just bored visit the lounge, it's the place where most of the fun starts and rarely ends. :whistling: If you're into mods, than you'll be quite bussy for a while, browsing the file categories, downloading etc, or you can simply lurk around, reading stuff. There's so much to do and so little time. :thumbsup:

 

 

Cheers again,

Pushkatu!

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