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HellishHybrid

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Well, this is my first post here, and I didn't know where to put this, but for my purposes this is fine. (Sorry, if you dont understand me... I'm eccentric (crazy but with money)

 

HI! I'm Dave! (Not really, I just always wanted to say that)

New to modding Oblivion, but been playing Elder Scrolls since #2! WOO!

First of all, you people rule. All of you who make mods:

R U L E

Now that that's over, my request is simple. I paid full price for a brand new out of the box copy of oblivion thinking that Spell Tomes, Fighter's Stronghold, Vile Lair, Horse Armor, etc... was on it, but all I got was KotN, SI, and MehRaz... Sooo...

 

My lawyer says fiction isn't subject to prosecution so please read carefully:

 

In the very heart of the white tower deep below the earth lies a simple chamber, spartan in it's furnishings. But in this unassuming room resides a collection of minds greater than any in all the rest of Tamriel. This room is known as the Nexus of the Elder Scrolls. A room where every last one of the Elder Scrolls are at some point brought for authentication. Legends say these bold thinkers even dare revise the sacred Elder Scrolls for their own purposes...

 

It was on a calm winter's night that a strange traveler dared enter the room, not as a participant in the open editing of the history of the world (though he did aspire to these lofty heights) but with a request...

"Is there none among you who would grant me but a single favor?!" he cried, "But one?"

Silence greeted this blasphemy.

"I have paid my dues fairly! Full price for my freedom in Cyrodill, and more, for access to the Ethereal Web that binds the planes! Is there not one of you who would grant me even one favor?"

All in attendance stared at the newcomer, expectant. At this the stranger's shoulder's slumped.

"Very well... I shall state the request openly.. I wish acces to ALL that Cyrodill has to offer... The vile lair, the books of magical knowledge... ALL OF IT that I do not already possess by fair due and cunning...

In exchange, I shall work to spread your fame and glory however I may. I shall serve you to what extent I am able. I even have knowledge to share, IF I AM CAPABLE OF IMPARTING SUCH KNOWLEDGE...

All I ask.. is this... one... favor.. If you will, send it to me via Ethereal MAIL...

Please..."

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Very nice and very well and creatively written.

 

"Very well... I shall state the request openly.. I wish acces to ALL that Cyrodill has to offer... The vile lair, the books of magical knowledge... ALL OF IT that I do not already possess by fair due and cunning...

All I ask.. is this... one... favor.. If you will, send it to me via Ethereal MAIL...

Please..."

 

But no matter how sweet the words, a pirate is a pirate.

And I'd recommend getting a new attorney. That one obviously doesn't know jack about copyright laws in the US and the UK.

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