simplywayne90 Posted February 27, 2011 Share Posted February 27, 2011 (edited) I'd enjoy finding a poster or book with some of the rules from the "Evil Overlord List" in the game, like maye in the remnant base or something, Just as a goofy and funny little joke piece. Here are some sample from the list but I'll link to the whole thing at the bottom. 4. Shooting is not too good for my enemies. (Scotty from Austin Powers) 9. I will not include a self-destruct mechanism unless absolutely necessary. If it is necessary, it will not be a large red button labelled "Danger: Do Not Push". The big red button marked "Do Not Push" will instead trigger a spray of bullets on anyone stupid enough to disregard it. Similarly, the ON/OFF switch will not clearly be labelled as such. (Like the ending in Space Balls with the "do not push button") 21. I will hire a talented fashion designer to create original uniforms for my Legions of Terror, as opposed to some cheap knock-offs that make them look like Nazi stormtroopers, Roman footsoldiers, or savage Mongol hordes. All were eventually defeated and I want my troops to have a more positive mind-set. (Every Villian ever has broken this rulle) 43. I will maintain a healthy amount of skepticism when I capture the "beautiful rebel" and she claims she is attracted to my power and good looks and will gladly betray her companions if I just let her in on my plans. 46. If an advisor says to me "My liege, he is but one man. What can one man possibly do?", I will reply "This," and kill the advisor. (I love it!) 89. After I capture the hero's superweapon, I will not immediately disband my legions and relax my guard because I believe whoever holds the weapon is unstoppable. After all, the hero held the weapon and I took it from him. 94. When arresting prisoners, my guards will not allow them to stop and grab a useless trinket of purely sentimental value, as these trinkets tend to cause problems later. (Kung Pow!) etc... Heres a link to the whole thing which is hilarious! This Evil Overlord List Edited February 27, 2011 by simplywayne90 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
huntsman2310 Posted February 27, 2011 Share Posted February 27, 2011 guess the Legion and Great Khans didn't listen to rule #21........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simplywayne90 Posted February 27, 2011 Author Share Posted February 27, 2011 guess the Legion and Great Khans didn't listen to rule #21........ The Legion also fails at rules 56 and 80 56. My Legions of Terror will be trained in basic marksmanship. Any who cannot learn to hit a man-sized target at 10 meters will be used for target practice. 80. If my weakest troops fail to eliminate a hero, I will send out my best troops instead of wasting time with progressively stronger ones as he gets closer and closer to my fortress. Actually everyone in-game fails at #56 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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