Worst thing your characters ever done

[Dijas]

The first time we play Morrowind is undoubtly the one with more stupid stories to tell. I'm going to tell only one, in many:

 

Once upon a time, in a beautiful day, when the sun was shining and Cliff Racers coupling, I found a Redguard female who asked me if I escort her to Hla Oad. The awsome prize for my effort would be a pair of twom lovely Boots of Blinding Speed. Well, I accepted such an invitation and started to run with that beautiful redguard female in the opposite direction of Hla Oad.

 

I found then a nord male completely naked who told me a witch casted a spell on him. Immediately I offered myself to take care of the witch and he started to follow me.

 

I runned two or three game days to find Gnaar Mok. No witch found. Until I finally did came up to Gnaar Mok, spectacular, amazing!!!!

 

That's when I see a bull netch and I ask myself: "What about a good fight?" I have two companions, no big harm will happen.

 

An arrow. The bull netch whines. He kills my two mates, injured many times ago. Almost killed me. I could only take the Boots of Blinding Speed from the dead body of the Redguard female - schuiiff - I thought I loved her...

[Malchik]

slightly off-topic

 

Way off topic. <_< I think this is called hijacking. And since it is clear from earlier posts that netches can be killed with a fork :D I don't think you need to ask anyway. You can however bring it back on topic by letting us know what you have done that constitutes an atrocity - beyond hijacking threads, that is :lol: .

[thanateros]

Wow though there are some pretty bad things in there I have to say there is an extreme lack of manipulative evil present in the forums.

 

Example, the head of the Fighters Guild, even though he's scum in the first place you can't help but love that he'll give you 5k up front to off the Thieves Guild bosses. Well since that would take effort I just decided to kill him off, keep the 5k and get named guildmaster by the guy in Ald-Ruhn.

 

Another example was while doing the tribunal quests and had to convince some guy to stop printing the newpaper was to pay him off, but he was giving me lip about it so I killed him and took my money back.

 

...and don't even get me started on King Helseth, that guy had it coming...

 

Orvas Dren is a poopy face, killing him was nothing special but freeing all of his slaves was a lot of fun why? Well telvanni merchants don't really understand that they're utterly screwed when they put on the slave bracer. The best way to do this though is kill them, equip the bracer and resurrect them. Pretty much all of the Telvanni in my world are incapable of casting magic whereas the slaves in Sadrith Mora were given sole possession to oversee the Telvanni lands. Now that's justice.

[diakonos]

Well, I did have an interesting experience in Vivec recently....

 

I was running through a quest for whatisname in the Blades and was hopping from one canton to another via bridges and docks and such courtesy of the Vivec expansion (very cool btw). I come up onto a canton and I get pickpocketed! The thief wasn't skilled enough, so I caught him and he attacked me. No problem right? Well, the thief decides he's had enough and tries to run (after inadvertantly hitting a nearby kahjit) and I continue attacking him. That pisses of an ordinator on the canton across from us. The thief jumps down to a shack built on the water between the two and attempts to get away. I jump down as well, cuz I want my money back. The guard catches up to me, and since my money was just stolen I can't pay the fine. I resist, he charges, I jump off the side of the shack and land in the water near the canton. I can't swim away cuz there's pilings everywhere. I get hit, and look around. The guard jumped in after me! So, instead of transporting to my PSQ, I floated there healing myself (lost my potion of water breathing somewhere, who knew?) until he drowned trying to come after me. That seemed to take a while. When he finally drowned, I took his armor and transported back. It looked pretty good on me, and of course would have brought a pretty penny if I hadn't unthinkingly dumped that game.

 

For me, this is a big deal. I've barely started the main quest (and the game in general) and haven't much cash or strength and such.

[Stampede]

Sorry Fairoak, had to delete your post. It was too off topic, feel free to start your own thread in the General Morrowind section.

 

And now to get back on track again. I enjoy murdering people I meet on the road, their family and friends will be waiting a long time for them to ever come home.

[Prowler03]

The most deadly (but funniest) thing my character did was only earlier this day. My assassin character was sleeping in Caius' house (as it was the closest bed to where I was) when the Dark Brotherhood tried to kill me (i havent done Tribunal yet). So anyways, i get out my bow, aim at his head, and as I fire he strikes me, diverting my arrow straight into Caius' heart... Ahhh how nice :)

 

I then killed the DB assassin and walked outside, only to be massacred by guards for the murder of Caius.

 

Hehe :D

[DreamOfTheRood]

Wow. I'm gone for a week, and the whole site becomes uber-cool. That's awesome.

 

I try to keep to the straight and narrow, because I have a strong conscience. However, I've had bad days where I just went in to Balmora and schooled the guards in the arts of the beatdown. Some guy made a really annoying Balmora mod, so I killed off all the characters he created. That was a lot of fun.

 

My current character is an angel, but he's hard to play. That whole Telvanni + Imperial Guard thing with all of about 30 mp to go on ... that makes for some interesting problem-solving. I'll probably just start killing Telvannis until I get kicked out.

 

Dream ...

[Dijas]

slightly off-topic

 

Way off topic. <_< I think this is called hijacking. And since it is clear from earlier posts that netches can be killed with a fork :D I don't think you need to ask anyway. You can however bring it back on topic by letting us know what you have done that constitutes an atrocity - beyond hijacking threads, that is :lol: .

Yeah you're right. Sorry but I tend to read the replies (that were "slightly off topic") and not to read the title of the post :blush:

 

Mea culpa.

Dixi. Abei.

[Malchik]

Aha! This is what happens when an intervening post gets removed! Actually, Dijas, I wasn't referring to your post. If you look again you will see you were not the name mentioned in the quote. His post, which was off topic, was caramelised and may be found in censored somewhere or other. No need to apologise for what you didn't do. But it does raise the point that one should check the thread title before posting. It is easy to go off topic by following an aside in an earlier posting. I've done it myself.

 

And to be sure no one follows this post, the theme of the thread is the atrocities commited by your character in Morrowind. Does eating someone else's ash yams count? The poor NPC must have starved to death after I'd gone.

[thanateros]

Killing High Ordinators and Royal Guards, I hate how strong they are, even at diff 50. It took like 10 min to kill one of them because of they're healing potions. I think it's time to get that absorb health enchanted Daedric Dai Katana, that should solve my problem.

 

Also goblins are pretty stupid, I hit one with a sword and immediately put in my invis ammy and they run screaming away like a banshee. Couldn't they just start swinging in the area I was just at?

 

Well mean things in tribunal involve mainly killing people for that group in the abandoned manor, way cool if you ask me. Also of note is when given the contract to kill three people is to tell them to flee and give them hope they'll survive only to turn around and kill them where they stand. uberfantastarific.

 

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