TES III & IV on-line kick ass or big waste of time?

[gumballthechewy]

no. no you wont. i will. i will be the emporer! I WILL! I WILL! I WILL! ME AND ONLY ME!!! you can be my personal slave ok?

[ninja_lord666]

no no you wont. i will. i will be the emporer! I WILL! I WILL! I WILL! ME AND ONLY ME!!! you can be my personal slave ok?

Says who? I have power. I'm talking about REAL power. People listen to me. I have spies everywhere. I can find you and kill you when you least expect it...Right this very moment I'm watching...I'm watching you, waiting for you to slip up, waiting for you to let down you're guard. Don't deny it...You will be served for dinner tonight...Mwahahahaha. Mwahahahaha! MWAHAHAHAHAHAAA!

[poopgoblin]

NO! you will both die in real life from heart attacks from to much beef jerky! and i'll just give up on playing online after my level .000000000000000000000001 character gets his ass handed to him by a mudcrab.

[gumballthechewy]

oh ho!? but these spys you have are my spys pretending to be your spys to gather information for ME so I can eat YOU for supper. already im sitting infront of your house with binoculars and a fork... and a steak knife... ummm oh ya and a napkin. mmmmmmmmmm numy numy ninja lord serverd extra rare is my favorite dish. CHOW TIME!!!!

 

i like beef jerky to tell the truth i just had i bunch of jerky a while ago hee hee unnnn m-m-my hea-hea-heart!!! aaaarrrrgggg..... *thump*

[ninja_lord666]

@ gumballthechewy: You think so huh? That is just one of my many decoys. I use them whenever people like you think they can get the better of me. For how can you be watching me in my house when I'm the one watching you?

 

@ poopyman poopgoblin :P : Where do you come up with these crazy 'prophecies'? I won't die of a heart attack, and you won't be killed by a mudcrab. My heart isn't foolish enough to attack me because it knows it will loose, and you will be killed by my hand...my hand that is ready to slit your throat right now...

[poopgoblin]

well, while you two are having your little spy fight thing, your characters are being raped by a gang of angry noobs

 

ninja: is that really my throat? or is it my hologram? *throat gets sliced* i guess so, YOU GOT BLOOD ON MY KEYBOARD!

[gumballthechewy]

to ninja_lord666: your watching a stuffed dummy of me while i sneak up behind you while your watching my dummy kick your ass in oblivion on-line tee hee!

 

to poopgoblin: oh my gods!!! thems nasty noobs... ahhh screw my character shes a pansy anyway i was gonna off her on tuesday or was it thursday? i can never remeber execution days. and thats why you put saran-wrap on your keyboard. hee hee hee your post number is 69 tee hee hee

[ninja_lord666]

to poopgoblin: oh my gods!!! thems nasty noobs... ahhh screw my char shes a pansy anyway i was gonna off her on tuesday or was it thursday? i can never remeber execution days. and thats why you put saran-wrap on your keyboard.

If you can't even remember that, then how can you know it's me your sneaking up behind? I'm right here, typing on my keyboard...or am I? :ph34r:

[gumballthechewy]

yes you are im watching you *heavy breathing* but alas so am i. at my keyboard that is..... hmmm what a conundrum we happend to get into. maybe its our evil clones that appered after my failed cloneing experiment yestermorrow.

[ninja_lord666]

Any-hoo, this has gotten waaaay off topic. Or has it? Maybe this topic has been here all along, but we just didn't know it. Maybe this topic is off and on at the same time. Maybe we're the ones off topic. Maybe I should stop playing in the Ilses, but maybe I shouldn't. Maybe you are the ones who should stop playing in the Ilses. Maybe I have no idea what I'm talking about. Maybe I'm going to keep talking about hypothetical situations, or maybe they need to stop talking about me. Either way it doesn't matter, because they never happened anyway.