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Uncyclopedia is like Wikipedia, but... Content free. I'm not saying the content is free, I'm saying the site is free of content. No content. Sounds fun already doesn't it?

 

 

 

Of course there are a few articles about TES, which I found yesterday. Enjoy!

 

Oblivion 1

Oblivion 2

Oblivion 3

Oblivion 4

 

The basic premise of the game is that the players are supplied with a huge amount of nothing, which they are supposed to pretend is actually something, thus creating the ultimate Role Playing experience.

 

(Morrowind)

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From the Morrowind one:

“I have a feeling you and I are about to become Very close.”

 

~ A Typical Non Player Character on A Typical Player Character

Daedric Crescent - This is the most ridiculously placed weapon in any game ever, the only way to find it is to be a complete idiot and try topick a lock in front of the strongest mage in the whole game, then kill the strongest dremora in the game, and there are NO quests WHATSOEVER leading to this "sanctuary amulet"
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Those are nice!

 

'Todd Howard says, No links to VD's (Vault Dweller's) Oblivion Review!' Gotta read that one then...

 

Ah there it is.

 

The player needs a certain size and a large number of choices to really make role-playing feel meaningful

Todd Howard

 

 

Well, hopefully one day Todd will make such a game, but let's talk about Oblivion for now.

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