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Things You'll Never Hear a Star Wars Character Say


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Well, we've got movie quotes, pants quotes, and spanking quotes...totally great fun...now here's something to wrap your brain around:

 

Things you'll never hear Star Wars Galaxies Characters say!! Make up something of your own or twist any famous quote! Well, here goes!!

 

Vader: Master, I have good news.

 

Emperor: You've found the rebels?"

 

Vader: No...I just saved a ton of Credits on my Death Star insurance by switching to Geico."

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Ahh, I was looking for the SWG thread. Knew there'd be one. I also got an advert when using that link.

 

Things a Star Wars character would never say:

 

Where are the seasick pills?

 

That robe quite suits you, master jedi; but let me show you a new line in pastels.

 

Pass the peko-peko roast .... well, they might say that. (Really I love shooting those birds 'cause they are right outside my house on Naboo and they remind me so much of the cliffracers of Morrowind. Make me feel right at home.)

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Things you'll never hear in Star Wars:

 

1. "Does that come with a stun setting?"

 

2. "Jar Jar, old friend!"

 

3. "I sense a disturbance in the Force...oh wait...thats the chili..."

 

4. "Is that a lightsaber in your pocket or do you have prosthetic limbs?"

 

5. "We have safely landed on Alderaan."

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Han......." I've got a great feeling about this!"

 

Darth Vader........." Luke, I am your nanny."

 

Princess ..........."Is that a lightsaber in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me."

 

R2D2................."Yo dude, supp?"

 

Emperor Palpitane...................." Sorry, can't blow-up Tatooine tomorrow, thats my day to knit

mittens for orphans."

 

Yoda...................."Wanna candy little girl?"

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