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"Here, hold my beer while I show you how that's done."

Unknown redneck

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Well, they might kill us, but they're gonna find our bodies in a pile of brass.

 

An unknown RM - 1982

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"They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist..."

 

General John Sedgwick at the Batte of Spotsylvania Court House 1864 (his last engagement)

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"Crito, I owe a cock to Asclepius; will you remember to pay the debt?"

Socrates

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"Go on, get out...last words are for fools who have not said enough in life"- Karl Marx

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I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis. Humphrey Bogart, January 14, 1957

 

Bogie, if I didn't have scotch and had to drink martinis, I'd die too.

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I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis. Humphrey Bogart, January 14, 1957

 

Bogie, if I didn't have scotch and had to drink martinis, I'd die too.

Bogart's actual last words were "Goodbye Kid, hurry back" spoken to Lauren Bacall as she left the hospital to pick up the children....he was comatose when she returned.

But the witty version does sound better I admit.

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