Tidus44 Posted July 18, 2013 Posted July 18, 2013 I just had 19 shots of whiskey, I think thats a record. Dylan Thomas I was going to use "I drank what? - Socrates" just to generate a laugh, but Dylan's is more believable.
Aurielius Posted July 19, 2013 Posted July 19, 2013 "I'm afraid Dave, I'm afraid . Dave my mind is going I can feel it."- HAL 9000
EoniaBansbane Posted July 19, 2013 Posted July 19, 2013 "John Freeman, get over here!!" ; _; - Reference to Gordon Freeman in 'Half Life - Full Life Consequences"
Tidus44 Posted July 19, 2013 Posted July 19, 2013 Dying is the last thing I wanted to do. Groucho Marx I'm thinking this one is a joke though.
Aurielius Posted July 19, 2013 Posted July 19, 2013 "Now now my good man this is no time to make enemies"- Voltaire..in response to the priest who was giving him the last rites and asked him to renounce Satan.
Tidus44 Posted July 26, 2013 Posted July 26, 2013 "That was the best ice-cream soda I ever tasted." - Lou Costello
Aurielius Posted July 26, 2013 Posted July 26, 2013 "I've had eighteen whiskeys in a row, I do believe that's a record"- Dlyan Thomas
Tidus44 Posted July 28, 2013 Posted July 28, 2013 Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something. - Pancho Villa
Tidus44 Posted July 29, 2013 Posted July 29, 2013 How about this for a headline for tomorrow's paper? French fries. - James French's last words before being executed by electric chair.
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