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PaladinRider

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Some of these are pretty good! Keep them coming.

 

Do you think an NPC or robot should be the comedian?

 

If you make it a robot, be sure it crashes every 20 minutes or so...you could include a "patch" quest that makes it worse...

 

 

 

 

 

 

OK, sorry. Couldn't resist.

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i think you have to put in the jokes of Wadsworth and Godfrey from fallout 3, together with a protectron comedian XD

 

 

"I was going to a clairvoyant's meeting but it was canceled due to unforeseen events."

 

"Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says, 'Does this taste funny to you?'

 

"I once visited a crematorium that gave discounts to burn victims."

 

"Two atoms are in a bar. One says to the other, 'I think I've lost an electron.' The other asks, 'Are you sure?' To which the first replies, 'I'm positive.'

 

"A neutron walks into a bar. 'How much for a drink?' To which the bartender responds, 'For you, no charge.'"

 

"A photon has mass? Huh, I didn't know they were Catholic.'"

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