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The Return Of Lord Cluttermonkey


Kuraikiba

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Just wanted to talk about this project before it is released.

 

THE RETURN OF LORD CLUTTERMONKEY, HIGH PRIEST OF CLUTTER!

 

In the Waterfront district, a portal is brought to the world of Mundus. What looks a mere shack is a portal to a dimension indescribable. The realm... of Lord Cluttermonkey.

 

For probably the first time since Morrowind, the Mighty Lord Cluttermonkey walks the lands of Tamriel. In the Clutter Den, Lord Cluttermonkey sells 25 unique weapons, even the mighty weapon Clutterbane from Morrowind, with the exact same stats. These weapons are:

 

Clutterbane

Staff Sword

Staff Dagger

Sigil stone (Fire effects and all)

Beer Bottle

Book

Potion

Broom

Pimp Cane

Oblivion Claw

Corn on the Cob

Garridan's Dagger

Gold Coin

Unicorn horn Dagger

Steak Knife

Paintbrush

Quill

Repair Hammer

Scroll

Skull

Black Soul Gem

Sweetroll

Gatekeeper arm (would appreciate if someone could make gauntlet version)

Torch (Actually burns people when you swing it!)

Zombie Leg

 

These all can be bought in the shack. But there is more. Inside the shack is a small Cathedral, about 1 foot tall. Enter through the 1 inch tall doors, and you will enter Lord Cluttermonkey's House of Wonders! This is a giant house so massive, you need tcl to go up the stairs, and even to exit through the 1 cm trap door exit! This is home to the Clutterboxes, and finally, Mr Waffles, the Enormous Fork! With very careful searching, one can find a way to open the giant fork, and find many little forks! There are no limits to this 200,000 square foot house!

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No, that is merely because the House of Wonders is huge. The average room is 200 feet high. The house it's nif comes from is averaging ten feet. It's extremely large. Your character does not shrink, the house is just incredibly big. It's what makes it so wacky, considering you enter through the 1 inch doors of a barely foot tall cathedral (as well weird). In later updates, I might make transport easier through the use of carefully placed objects and portals. But for now, some form of flying is needed. For those who have Midas' Spell Mod, one of the ice spells lets you "fly", so you can use that. Bear in mind that modifying a very big house is not easy.

 

By the way, the mod is released now here: The Return of Lord Cluttermonkey

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