rund Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 Hi y'all, now this forum will be the forum to post your oblivion sayings...i'll start: Walk softly, and carry a big bluntok guys, it's all up to u now :happy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xeltius Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 <Yeah... I was really bored, so here are a bunch off the top of my head.> :wacko: A poisoned apple a day will keep the doctor away...permanently...mwuhahahahahahah! Give a man a Rumare slaughterfish, and you feed him for a day. But teach him how to fish and you save him from getting killed by the giant slaughterfish at the bottom of the lake. The faith of a mustard seed may move mountains, but there is no way it can close an Oblivion gate. Azura helps those who help themselves. Imperial City was not built in a day. When in the Imperial City, do as the Imperials do. Two heads are better than one, unless the two heads are necromancers and are summoning like crazy. Then you have four heads against you! >:( >:( >:( >:( Don't put all of your gold on one combatant unless your Luck = 100! :happy: It's not stealing from a guild member unless you get caught. Heh heh heh! The early addict gets the skooma. One notched arrow is worth two on the ground. A quick blade equals a long life... and less quick loading, too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninja_lord666 Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 Hi y'all, now this forum will be the forum to post your oblivion sayings...i'll start: Walk softly, and carry a big bluntok guys, it's all up to u now :happy:Carry a big blunt? That doesn't sound right... "FOR LORD MUDCRAB!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MastrGunZ Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 Hi y'all, now this forum will be the forum to post your oblivion sayings...i'll start: Walk softly, and carry a big bluntok guys, it's all up to u now :happy:Carry a big blunt? That doesn't sound right... "FOR LORD MUDCRAB!" At first I thought he was making a drug reference...or is he making a drug reference? I'm confused... :wacko: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sojiro Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 The mudcrab's out of the bag. Who put it in there anyway? If at first you don't succeed: reload. You know what they say; 'Curiosity killed the guy who played with Wabbajack'. Madness...? THIS. IS. CYRODIIIIILLLL!! Give a man a Rumare slaughterfish, and you feed him for a day. But teach him how to fish and you save him from getting killed by the giant slaughterfish at the bottom of the lake. I like that one x3 Here's one that's similar: "Give a man a slaughterfish, you feed him for a day. Teach the man how to fish, and you save yourself from being bitten by slaughterfish teeth." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rund Posted July 17, 2007 Author Share Posted July 17, 2007 Alright! I actually never thought that any1 would answer to this topic..and if they did, I thought they wpuld say stuff like: "Get a job, u dippoo!!"....yeah, however, i got a new "saying", well this is more of a thing every1 has heard once, at least: "Eat your vegetables boy/girl or the Dark brotherhood will come and get ye" or, in case of garlic: "You'd better eat that garlic boy/girl or the vampires gonna getcha!" srry for my lameass english...i'm from sweden actually....but this is great! keep sending me these sayings. Later! :happy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnus61 Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 Stick and stones may break my bones,But swords are gonna pierce me. The bigger they are,the harder it is for the Havoc Physics to render their fall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xeltius Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 If at first you don't succeed: reload. I like that one. It is truly one of the things that drives my game experience. Stick and stones may break my bones,But swords are gonna pierce me. The bigger they are,the harder it is for the Havoc Physics to render their fall. ;D Hilarious! Now I have got my next saying: Those who value life generally avoid danger; however, it is usually these same people who are killed by that random troll following me.Moral: If you want to live, get as close to danger as possible. Besides, you can always lead danger to the guards! ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xeltius Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 Curiousity killed the Khajit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rund Posted July 19, 2007 Author Share Posted July 19, 2007 Any1 seen Austin Powers? However, in the scene where Dr.Evils "Freakin' sharks with freakin' lasers attached to their freakin' heads" isn't there, so you make it fit the game a little more......: Dr.Evil: I had a simple request, and that was frekin' slaughterfish with freakin' lasers attached to their frekin' heads! But now my cyclopic collegue tells me that I cant have that, so, Nr.2, please tell me, WHAT exactly do we have? Nr.2: Mud crabs, sir. Dr.E:.....Right... Nr.2 They're mutated mud crabs, sir. Dr.E: Oh, I see, well take them away.....now! This is awkward of course, that I, the C-R-E-A-T-O-R of this sayings forum, can't come up with a simple saying, so maybe i should change the forum from "sayings" to "General stuff that you can put in oblivion and "translate" so it fits in".....well, that's all from me....so eh...later! :blush: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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