Super Zorch Spork (Laser Spork)

[UglyManG]

So back in the 90's, when I was just an UglyBoy, I opened up a box of cereal and found a free game called Chex Quest. Essentially just a G-rated Doom, it featured the most awesomest of melee weapons: the Super Zorch Spork.

 

For reference: http://biasedvideogamerblog.wdfiles.com/local--files/blog%3Achex-quest-3-pc/ChexQuestArt

 

Essentially, my request is to make a spoon weapon with 3 mods. Normal Spoon, Normal Spork, Laser Spoon, and SUPER LASER SPORK. Ideally the laser spoon and spork would be automatic melee weapon like the ripper and do continuous energy damage rather than ballistic damage.

Edited May 11, 2016 by UglyManG