The Snow Arena

[cryocry]

Abu opens the box without the anti-snowballs in it. He finds a portal. He goes through. He emerges in the depths of his subconsious. He wanders around the plain for a while, and finds a crystal. He picks it up and, with a strange urge, touches it to his mind. He is teleported back to the box. He looks in the open box again, and sees a scroll. He puts down the case of anti-snow balls, and reads the scroll.

 

FLINGWHOP!

 

His flag ship is in front of him. He takes the case of anti-snow in it, and, remebering the cargo hold, enters it. He puts the anti-snow away. He picks up a Robe of Sorrow, and puts it on. He also reads one of the scrolls he finds next to a statue of Peregrine. A scroll appears in front of him. Abu reads it, and learns how to conjure up Abeathade. He takes his robe off to scare his foes, and goes out to his quarters. He finds a book there. He reads it, and learns how to teleport anti-matter. He looks at the anti-snow he has, and smiles.

[taggart19]

Moloch sighs and writes in his journal.

"Things are geting way out of hand"

He walks away and sits on probable the obly tree left that is on the planet and sits and sleeps.

[cryocry]

Abu sneaks up on Moloch and whispers in his ear, "Join!".

 

He prepares to teleport some anti-snow into Moloch's head.

[Abramul]

SkoomaCat opens a Cthulhu-Ade Sports Drink stand.

 

"When life gives you Cthulhu, run like hell!"

 

 

 

Cthulhu-Ade - Run faster.

[cryocry]

Abu pets himself. He also steals some energy drink from SkoomaCat and gets high on it. No cat nip or Skooma, more energy drinks for Abu! MEOW!

[CJD]

The Vulture attacks, with a reborn army of vultures, with cats with AK-47s on their shoulders. it is anunstoppable force. The Vulture and his army destroy SkoomaCat, and surround Moloch, and give him one last chance to join.

[cryocry]

In case Moloch gets away (but that's highly unlikely), Abu gets some Khatine Snipers on a tower nearby. Equipped with Rail Guns, they take aim at Moloch. Abu prepares to destroy Moloch in case his snipers miss (however they will only shoot if the army fails in destroying Moloch if he doesn't join). However, he is still crazy from all the energy drinks he drank, so he smokes some Marajuana he took from some drug smugglers he killed back in America to get back to normal.

[Malchik]

There is a sudden silence. There is nothing disturbing the world any more. Peregrine's starfleet and Abu's cats have vanished into the mists of time. The last Malchik clone is about to die of old age. Is the universe to end thus - in total peace? Is no one around to challenge order?

[Ginji]

Then a hundred-million (Snow)uber-nukes screemed out of nowhere, erradicating nearly everything.

 

where did they come from, why did they come and who fired them?

'twas me, Ginji!

 

MWAA HA HA AHA AH HA AHA

[ninja_lord666]

ninja calls upon the U832 5N0W P0W325 to instantly bury Ginji in a huge pile of snow the size of the earth. Then, ninja began building a snow man after which he magically made it come alive and it begins hunting down, killing, and devouring anything that moves...except for ninja.